bloaty's pizza hog

Jul 17, 2005 21:57

omg... I am about to die a horrible death/
Tara and I were invited to my grandma's house for supper today, and it was fairly pleasant. She's a notoriously long winded storyteller who rivals even my father (which is crazy). So basically we sat around all evening listening to her tell s about stuff. She's a university professor in Venezulela (at least used to be) and so she has that lecture aire to her conversations. I seriously said like 10 sentances in 4 hours. It was kind of insane. Plus, I have never come so close to puking my guts out from overeating. First for 2 hours we had apetizers and shit (so we were feeling not hungry anymore) and then had this giant dinner and deserts. And she is like those stereotypical grandmas that insists on you having giant portions of food and dishes you out more when you're done. I actually had to essentially refuse deserts because I was actually on the verge of vomitting. I even had that feeling in my throat os pressure when you're 2 seconds away from vomitting. It was insane. I thought I was actually going to die and explode from being so stuffed. And having a bean dish for dinner didn't help, since my already filled body was also being slowly filled with gas too, which made me even more full. Wow...
Either way, it's a satisfyin thing for her, and I am willing to do that for her once in a while, cause she is my grandma and I do love her no matter how weird she is. Her husband, Ymre, got a little annoyed cause he was correcting her and she spazed at him. He then was annoyed and was pissed off we had to leave right after eating.
ANYWAYS...
It was fairly entertaining and enjoyable.

Thus concludes the complexity of my life.... I am so angsty... boooooo

Hahaha.

I just can;t wait for these 2 weeks to be over... life will be so much better then.... at least on Tuesday, our regular supervisor, Heather, is taking vacation.... and she is a bit of a nazi, so thankfully we get 2 weeks of peace. My mom is also going to be our supervisor, so that's kinda nice.

God, I can't wait for all this to be over, it feels asif this last part of summer is going to be soooo fucking long.
But my dad coes home on Tuesday and brings Polish gifts, including that parka for me :D And likely a vast quantity of Polish candies!! Yessss.... I am getting fatter just thinking about it. Next semester will so be so great, because I am going to be not fat for once in my life (well, by life I mean the past few years).
wooooot!
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