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OMFG MY MADLIB!!!!:
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
magical universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire ur mom and that the sun and all of the
weasels revolved around it. But then a/an
mexican named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the testicles
3 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Sanchez, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first violent
telescopes, which was invented by David Hasselhoff.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
perogies stuck on each end of a/an magical trevor.
In 1600 an Italian dominatrix named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's fucked theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was vehemently arrested. After
fucking for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to jump.
OKANOTHER!!!@!!
Old Mother Hubbard went to the goat
To get her sexual power tools a bone.
When she got there, the super computer was fucked
And so her splendid dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the Wesly Crusher
to fetch a/an sarkofegus of water.
Jack fell down and broke his ur mom,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her asteroids.
And when she was flaming, she was very, very wristhing,
And when she was bad, she was fucking.
There was a drooling woman
who teleported in a shoe.
She had so many weasels
She didn't know what to do
OMFG I AM SO FUCKING GAY< BUT HERE IS ANOTHER:
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
space. When you get there, you can rent a
knowledge and go for a swim. And there are lots of
mystical things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an vorpal dildo with mustard, relish, and peas
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of communists with a
nice creepy slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold cum. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your Giant fucking robot.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
flying trees, that you drive and run into other carniviores,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big scientists
and try to grab the gold dolphins with lazers as you ride past.
OK I AM DONE
I AM SO BORED
:D