usually the result of conflicting tides

[v_greyson]

vortex
follows otherwise. context is 97% recommended.
precedes counterglow, which doesn't exist yet, but will soon.
lotrips AU
Bean/Elijah, Orlando, Viggo, David
PG-13
1000 words
I lie, therefore, I disclaim.
for atomic_fiction, prompt was:

everything was ugly but your beautiful face
it left me no illusion
-all because of you

Comments

[v_greyson]

well good, because there is so much omgwtf. i still have to explain who the fuck viggo is, besides crazy mchotass. viggo's magic-psychic-mind-power is totally my favorite, and i am very very excited for getting to flail all over about how VIGGO IS TOTALLY THE SHIT. i feel this story can be summed up as follows-

orlando: *is pretty and vaguely creepy*
elijah: *follows suit*
bean: *same, only in a manly, northern way*
viggo: *IS TOTALLY THE SHIT*
chorus of waifs: word.

anyway. plus now everyone has to get laid, because that's what you do in the last part of a trilogy. (that whole defending the shire thing was just a cover to get back so they could have sex in hobbit-sized beds, because merry kept getting lost in the big ones.) so the next chapter is the one where i reveal . . . that orlando slept with everyone ever in the story ever. (just kidding. sort of.) and that's like 600 words of sex and expostion and possibly sexposition, which, when we're counting in my terms, is about 4.5 fics.

so basically, the point is: thank you, and yes there is more. keep up the good minionly work, pritty.

[vegetariansushi]

I think that you win at, like, everything ever, in all of ever.

you're the coolest. i shall continue to minion at the current rate of pay -- which is to say, the occasional drabble and porn. <3