i mean exsqueeze me havent you ever herd of hair wax

[atomateen]

i was sitting in science working diligently on a paper explaining the many harms of acid rain when the juivinile delinquent across from me says, "hey, you have something in your hair." So i run my hand through my luscious locks a few times, untill a piece of Aveda self control hair wax falls to the table. the skeeby stoner exclaims "thats it! thats the crap that was in your hair, what is that?"( a few expletives deleted) i replied that it was hair wax. he proceeded to ask if that was like ear wax. i said "no that is product i put into my hair." so he sits up straight and says "OH YOUR GAY"

i love this school

p.s. a senetor is subbing my english class.