Title: Your Dog is a Damn Rapist
Pairing: Yoosu
Genre: Fluff, Romance, AU.
Rating: Pg 13
Disclaimer: The plot is mine.
Length: Oneshot
Summary: Kim Junsu loves his dog Xiahki with all his heart, but his plans didn’t include puppies, Harang, and Park Yoochun.
It was a beautiful day in the life of Kim Junsu, today was a very special day for him because it was his last day of work. After finishing a huge project that left his company a few millions, his boss gave him a week of vacation, a beautiful and long vacation. Junsu was a business man; he started working in that company right after he graduated from college.
His life was good; he owned a beautiful house in good neighborhood. He had money, a family and on top of that he was single.
After he finished all his work and said good bye to all his friends, he started heading home.
He planned to spend his free time at home, relaxing and enjoying the company of his beautiful daughter.
Yes, he had a daughter. A beautiful “female” Samoyed dog, with a bright and white coat that looked fluffy and inviting. He loved his dog so much. His parents gave Xiahki to him when he graduated from college. They thought that it would be a great companion to Junsu when he starts living by himself.
Junsu fell in love with the little white puppy since the first time he saw her three years ago.
When Junsu got home, he rushed to open his door and called his dog name as soon as he got in the house.
“Xiahki! Where are you baby? Daddy is finally home to play with you.” Junsu was expecting to see his dog running to him as soon as he called her name, but today there was no sign of Xiahki.
Junsu started to panic when he didn’t hear any sound in his house; he started running around his house looking for his dog. He searched every room in his house, but he didn’t find her.
A thousand of weir ideas started running through Junsu’s mind.
“Xiahki, where are you?” I was looking for my baby everywhere but I couldn’t find her.
Tears started forming in my eyes, my baby was missing, my beautiful Xiahki WAS MISSING.
She ran away from me, or maybe somebody stole her.
“OMG I need to call the police.” Junsu started looking for his phone but he remembered that he left it on his car.
Junsu started heading to his car to look for his phone, when he heard a strange sound coming from his backyard. He slapped his forehead when he realized that he look for his dog everywhere but in his backyard.
When he was heading to his backyard, he heard another sound, but this time he was a hundred percent sure that it was his Xiahki. He ran to where the weird sound came from and when he got there he couldn’t believe what he saw.
His precious Xiahki was, it was….. with another dog. And that dog was…. ON TOP OF HER!
Junsu widened his eyes when he saw that. His precious dog was mating, or having sex or whatever right in front of him.
After a few seconds of panic, Junsu stared at the dogs, he wanted to do something but he didn’t know what. He stood there for what it seemed like an eternity until he realized that the dog “raping” his Xiahki was the damn dog of his neighbor Park Yoochun.
“Xiahki! Hold on baby, daddy will save you.” He yelled at his dog and started running towards his neighbor’s house.
In less than five seconds Junsu was already banging on his neighbor’s door.
“Yah, Park Yoochun. Come out right now!” Junsu was yelling and banging the door with all his force.
“Park Yoochun! Stupid asshole come out now, it’s an emergency!” tears started to form in his eyes, he was desperate.
“What is all this noise?” A very pissed looking Yoochun opened the door, with water dripping from his beautiful black hair, shirtless and with a towel around his neck. He looked at Junsu and raised an eyebrow.
“Kim Junsu, What are you doing here?” he was very surprised to see his neighbor panting and crying in front of his door.
“Xiahki, my baby with that monster………… please help!” Junsu was pointing to his backyard.
“Wait, wait what are you trying to say I don’t understand you.” He tried to understand what the other man was saying, but it was impossible.
Junsu grabbed Yoochun’s arm and started dragging him to his house, Yoochun was surprised but let the other man guided him anyways.
They were almost running, Junsu opened the door of his house and ran to his backyard. He didn’t let go of Yoochun’s arm until they were in front of their dogs.
Yoochun widened his eyes when he saw what his neighbor was trying show him. His dog, his Harang was on top of another dog, doing….. Well it was obvious what the dogs were doing.
“YAH, aren’t you going to do something!” Junsu yelled at him.
“What do you want me to do?” he asked with and incredulous look on his face.
Junsu glared at him and clenched his fists. “I want you to take a picture of their special moment! COME ON DON’T BE STUPID. Get that monster away from my baby RIGHT NOW.” He yelled.
“What! I can’t interrupt them just like that.”
“Why not?! That blue eyed monster is raping my baby.”
“Junsu, my Harang isn’t raping your dog.” Yoochun sighed and tried to calm down the other man. “It’s normal for dogs to…… do this kind of things.”
“Are you trying to say that all we can do is sit here and watch!”
“Well, if you want. But I think we should give them some privacy.”
Junsu looked at him and frowned but when he was about to answer back, his Xiahki made a weird noise. He looked at them again and widened his eyes, Xiahki was now lying on the grass with other dog still on top her “thrusting” like crazy.
Junsu covered his eyes with one of his hands and yelled in desperation. After that everything went black.
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He opened his eyes and moaned in pain, his head was killing him. He sat up and looked around; he was in his living room, on his couch. He tried to get up but his headache was very strong.
“You are finally awake.” He heard a voice that belonged to his neighbor. Yoochun was sitting in the loveseat in front of him. The latter was now fully dressed and looking at Junsu with a worried face.
“What are you doing here?” Junsu blushed when he saw the way Yoochun was looking at him.
“You passed out when we were in your backyard. Don’t you remember?”
Junsu flinched when Yoochun said that. “Where are they, are they done?”
Yoochun chuckled and gave him a smile. “Yes they are done, look yourself.” The dogs were in one corner of Junsu’s living room, Harang lying on the floor and Xiahki resting its head on harang’s back.
Junsu ran to his dog and grabbed Xiahki by its collar, pulling her away from the other dog. Xiahki was trying to free itself but Junsu was stronger.
“Stop struggling Xiahki!” he was holding his dog with one hand while grabbing his car keys with the other.
“What are you doing? Let it go.”
“Shut up and get your ass and that monster out my house!”
“I’m not going anywhere until you tell me where are you going?”
“I’m taking my baby to the doctor; she was raped by that monster!”
“Why are you making such a big deal about this? They are dogs and it’s normal for them to mate.”
“Shut up! You don’t know anything.” He walked out of his house and to his car; he opened the door of his car and got Xiahki inside the car.
“Wait, we are going with you.” Junsu gave his neighbor a glare and shook his head.
“No thank you.”
Yoochun didn’t listen to him and got in the car with Harang next to him. Junsu didn’t want to start a fight again so he got in the car as well and started driving to the Vet clinic.
When they arrive there, Junsu grabbed Xiahki’s collar once again and went inside the clinic. Yoochun followed him without saying a single word.
Junsu talked with the receptionist and moments later a man came and took Xiahki with him to do some checkups.
The clinic was full of people and their pets, birds, dogs and cats you name it. Junsu sighed and looked around for a place to sit while waiting for the vet to call him. He sat in one of the corners of the clinic and was about to close his eyes when he heard Yoochun’s voice.
“Everything is going to be okay, don’t worry.” Yoochun gave him a friendly smile and
Junsu blushed again.
“Stop frowning, you will get wrinkles in that beautiful face.”
Junsu blushed once again and looked at the floor. “Stop saying nonsense.” Yoochun smiled and ruffled his hair. Junsu was about to protest but he felt something touching his ankle. He turned his head to the left and saw Harang sniffing his clothes.
“Get away from me you rapist!” he yelled at the dog and the entire clinic looked at them, some people were giving Yoochun a weird look.
Yoochun stood up and raised his hands. “He’s not talking about me; he was talking about my dog.” He tried to explain the situation but all the people in the clinic gave him an accusing look. He sighed and sat next to Junsu.
“Look at what you did; now everybody in here thinks I’m a rapist!”
“Shut up, nobody told you to be here.”
“I know, but I don’t want to leave you alone. I feel responsible in a way.”
Junsu snorted and looked away. “Do you really have to be this rude, since you dragged me out of my house you haven’t stop insulting me and my dog.”
“It’s your fault for having that monster as a pet, you damn virginity stealer.” He glared at Harang.
“Stop insulting my Harang, besides I think that your Xiahki seduced him.”
“Are you saying that my Xiahki is a slut?”
“No, but she’s definitely a bitch!” Junsu widened his eyes when he hears that.
“YOU SON OF A……” he didn’t finished his sentence because he heard that somebody was calling his name.
The receptionist called him and guided him to the veterinarian’s office, Yoochun followed
him once again.
“Good afternoon Mr. Kim, my name is Shim Changmin.” The vet gave him a friendly smile and Junsu returned it.
“Oh, and hello Mr….?”
“Park Yoochun, I’m Junsu’s friend.” Changmin nodded and smiled.
“Please take a seat and tell me what is wrong with Xiahki.” Both men sat and Junsu started explaining the situation to the vet.
“I see, well Mr. Kim what happened between your dog and Mr. Park’s dog is perfectly normal.” Changmin started to explain.
“Xiahki is healthy female dog, and it’s natural for her to mate at some point of her life. The only thing that can happen because of this is that she will be having puppies in a couple of months.”
“What! My baby having the puppies of that dog, no way in hell!”
“There’s nothing we can do about it Mr. Kim, and right now I’m a ninety percent sure that you will be the owner of beautiful blue eyed Samoyed puppies in a few months’ time.”
“No, please do something.” Junsu was walking around the vet office with his hands in his head. “Please give her the pill of the morning after, please.” Junsu was begging Changmin with a pout on his face.
Yoochun laughed when he heard that and earned a glare from a very angry Junsu.
“I’m sorry Mr. Kim, but there’s really nothing I can do. The only thing that I would recommend is that you will have to take good care of your dog and feed her twice the amount of food. Also give her some vitamins.”
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A week passed after the dogs incident, Junsu didn’t talked a word with Yoochun and ignored him every time his neighbor tried to approach him. Xiahki was sad and depressed and Junsu didn’t know why.
He tried countless times to cheer his dog up, but everything was in vain. Xiahki didn’t want to eat or even drink water. The only thing his dog did was sat in front of a window and look to Yoochun’s house.
“Come on baby; don’t be like this, you have to eat something. Remember that now you puppies in your tummy and they have to eat.” He patted his dog head, but Xiahki ignored him.
Junsu was lost in his thoughts when he heard his door bell ring, he went to open the door and was very surprised to see Park Yoochun standing in front of his door with Harang beside him.
“We need to talk.” Yoochun said and walked into Junsu’s house. Junsu was surprised with the other man’s behavior but didn’t say a word. He was about to close his door when he saw Harang in front of him, the dog wanted to follow his master but hesitated because of Junsu.
“Yah, are you going to stay there or what?” it seemed that Harang understood him because he ran happily into the house.
He closed his door and went to his living room where Yoochun was sitting, the dogs were happily playing and chasing each other around Junsu’s house. They looked so cute and “in love” that Junsu couldn’t help but smile at that.
“Junsu, we really need to do something. Harang was very sad until the moment we came here, they need to be together.” Yoochun expected rude answer from his beautiful neighbor, but all he got was a small “I Know.”
“And do you have any suggestions?” He asked while smiling.
“No, and you?”
“No.”
“The puppies are mine, though.”
“What?”
“The puppies are MINE; I just want to make that clear.”
“But I thought you didn’t want them.”
“So? I want them now.”
“But they are mine too because my dog is the father!”
“I don’t care; my baby is the mother so I have more rights than you!”
“So, it took two dogs to create those puppies and one of the dogs is MY DOG. You can’t keep them all to yourself.” Junsu smirked and raised one eyebrow.
“Of course I can, and what can you do to stop me Mr. Park?”
“Well, don’t you know that I’m the best lawyer in Korea? Of course I will have to see you in court.”
“If that’s what you want, then fine. But I think that at the end you will end up paying me puppy support or whatever. Don’t you know that the mother always wins?”
Yoochun sighed and massaged his temples. “Listen Junsu, I’m not here to fight, I’m here because I don’t like seeing my dog sad. He needs to be with Xiahki.”
“I Know.”
“Good.”
“And I have an idea.”
“Well, what is it?”
“Give your dog to me.”
“WHAT!”
“Didn’t you say that they need to be together? Well, give your dog to me. My house is big enough for my baby, the puppies and your dog. They can be a happy family here.”
“Really, so that’s your solution?”
“Of course.”
“And what about me?”
“What about you?”
“You want to keep all the dogs and even MY dog and live happily ever after.”
“Exactly!”
“I’m not okay with this at all.”
“Then what do you suggest?” Junsu yelled.
“This.” He walked to where Junsu was standing and held him by his waist; he crashed their
lips together in a passionate kiss. After a few seconds he felt Junsu’s arms around his neck and he smiled into the kiss.
“Be mine, then we can live a happily ever after.”
*Fin*
Yoochun's dog - Harang [breed - Alaskan Malamute]
Xiah-ki [breed - Samoyed]
A/N OMG this is something that I had in my head 4 a longggg time lol Sorry 4 grammar erros and all that. And Please make me happy and leave a comment!!!