Ten signs of end of semester burnout

May 10, 2005 11:35

I read the most hilarious thing in somebody's away message (I'm really not sure who)

...if this isn't as funny as I think, give me a break, I'm on four hours of sleep...

Top 10 Signs of Semester Burnout:

1.You're so tired you answer the phone, "Hell"

2.Mom calls and you immediately screm, "Get off my back bitch!"

3.When your parents ask about grades you sing Cookie Monster's song, "C is for cookie and that's good enough for me..."

4.You start showering after class rather than before

5.You've got so much on your mind you've forgotten how to pee

6.Instead of studying, you calculate what grade you need on the final to pass the class

7. You sleep more in class than at home

8.You leave for a party and instinctively bring your book bag

9.Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday

10.Instead of counting how many days are left in the week, you count how many papers you need to finish by the end of the week (this one is mine)
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