Short and Stout, McShep Crack (PG-13)

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Title: Short and Stout
Pairing: McShep
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Form of: Existential crisis. Shape of: Teapot.
Genre/Themes: crack!fic, first time, humor, mckay/sheppard, mckay/sheppard fluff, mckay/sheppard humor, slash

A/N: Crackity crack crack! Hosted at sga_santa, written for bard_mercutio