So, I got talking to my twin - my mirror self, another clone of John Sheppard, whatever you want to call him. Me, I call him Shep. Although we both pretty much call each other John, these days. Whatever *that* means.
Aaaand...
look what happened!Hey, it's just masturbation, right? No harm in that.
This actually happened before we got this cool apartment - *with* the jets now, I might add - but I figured it should go on record because this is how everything got started.