May 15, 2009 14:37
Some years ago, some friends of mine and I updated the child's nursery non-rhyme "This Little Piggy" for modern hipster piggies and it popped into my head for some reason this afternoon. Thought I'd share:
This Little Piggie went to the co-op.
This Little Piggie stayed home and meditated.
This Little Piggie had a veggie burger.
This Little Piggie fasted in honor of Ramadan.
And This Little Piggie screamed out his primal rage in a primitive ceremony.
We thought it was funny at the time.