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went to guelph, smoked much of everything. how do people survive without pails? i taught of the beauty of them, the beauty in losing your mind a little. we went to the corner stone and it smelled too much like vodka there, but i was the only one who thought that. on the car ride home i had my window rolled down all the way with my arm dangling out and it turned ice cold but i didn't notice until i realised i couldn't bend my fingers anymore.
Alex: looking for young sluts to kidnap
didi: i am not young
hahahahahaha
oh hahaha
Alex: ...
didi : hahahahahahaa
i am lollercoptering
into the sky
so high
in the sky
Alex: are you?
didi: never
dont stop talking to me just cos you object
YOU SQUARE
get some curves
Alex: haha
i have more curves than you do
didi: hahaha no way
i am foxy cleopatra
and i'm a whole lot of woman
Alex: no
I am foxy cleopatra
and I am a whole lot of woman.
the "I"s are supposed to be italicized.
didi: well you know what
fuck capitals man [edit: i read italicized as capitalized, sorry]
such a waste of valuable energy
pressing shift
when you get it without it
Alex: i just capitalized them to emphasis them!!!!!
didi: whatever man
i got more curves den you
i have a huge ass now
Alex: HAHAHHA
didi: if you didn't get the monthly newsletter
Alex: maybe from all the semen being pumped into it
didi: hahahahahahahahhaha
no way
exit only
and i'm just kidding
i'm as flat as a surf board
still
puberty where are you
Alex: it took a hike
it took a wrong turn and wound up giving Beyonce a double dose.
didi: yeah no kidding
she got my half of womanhood
betch
Alex: exactly.
so she's like
1 and a half women.
didi:
( . Y . )
) . (
( )
look at those giant child bearing hips she has
Alex: ...
TOO MUCH TIME.
didi: and fuck did that ever take too much effort
its slanted anyway, i cant do anything right
Alex: you do that, but you're too lazy to capitalize "i"
didi: wow
you are right
what is wrong with me
Alex: many, many things.
i've spent all day in bed making smutty pictures that my parents would be ashamed to know about. but, in other good news, i think that art might be seeping back into my head again. cool. also, we have no food in this house.
Alex: looking for young sluts to kidnap
didi: i am not young
hahahahahaha
oh hahaha
Alex: ...
didi : hahahahahahaa
i am lollercoptering
into the sky
so high
in the sky
Alex: are you?
didi: never
dont stop talking to me just cos you object
YOU SQUARE
get some curves
Alex: haha
i have more curves than you do
didi: hahaha no way
i am foxy cleopatra
and i'm a whole lot of woman
Alex: no
I am foxy cleopatra
and I am a whole lot of woman.
the "I"s are supposed to be italicized.
didi: well you know what
fuck capitals man [edit: i read italicized as capitalized, sorry]
such a waste of valuable energy
pressing shift
when you get it without it
Alex: i just capitalized them to emphasis them!!!!!
didi: whatever man
i got more curves den you
i have a huge ass now
Alex: HAHAHHA
didi: if you didn't get the monthly newsletter
Alex: maybe from all the semen being pumped into it
didi: hahahahahahahahhaha
no way
exit only
and i'm just kidding
i'm as flat as a surf board
still
puberty where are you
Alex: it took a hike
it took a wrong turn and wound up giving Beyonce a double dose.
didi: yeah no kidding
she got my half of womanhood
betch
Alex: exactly.
so she's like
1 and a half women.
didi:
( . Y . )
) . (
( )
look at those giant child bearing hips she has
Alex: ...
TOO MUCH TIME.
didi: and fuck did that ever take too much effort
its slanted anyway, i cant do anything right
Alex: you do that, but you're too lazy to capitalize "i"
didi: wow
you are right
what is wrong with me
Alex: many, many things.
i've spent all day in bed making smutty pictures that my parents would be ashamed to know about. but, in other good news, i think that art might be seeping back into my head again. cool. also, we have no food in this house.