Pairings/Characters: Cid Kramer, Cid Fabool
Rating: G
Warnings: Crack
Notes: 100 words, written for
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Summary: Cid Kramer is somewhat bemused.
Cid studies the creature standing in his Balamb Garden office and wonders how exactly one deals with an insect that comes up to one's knee.
"Ah, and what did you say your name was again?" he asks cautiously.
"I'm Cid Fabool, and I'm the regent of Lindblum!" The creature's mustaches are bristling.
Lindblum isn't on any map Cid knows of. He taps his fingers on his desk idly. "And where exactly is that again?"
"You don't believe me, do you?" He'd never known insects could slump.
"Well, you're a bug."
It's quite an experience to see someone(thing?) literally hopping mad.