Saw shrek, wasn't too bad. Pirates I thought was better than 2 (featured those stupid fish people a little less and beckett more, which I preferred) but I was disappointed with how much it features Elizabeth and how little William. For a movie that was nearly 3 hours, you'd think they could evenly divide non-Jack Sparrow moments between the two. Especially considering the ending (which I did actually like)
True, and I might be biased. I totally hate Keira Knightley. That ho is always making out with everyone, can't she stay faithful? Plus, she uses her mouth too, too much when she speaks her lines. William was definitely not a major player in that film, but maybe again I am biased because I expected better.
GOD I AGREE WITH YOU SO MUCH. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY = :(((((
I'll give her fans the fact that she's hot, but otherwise alksdjflkd. Please to stop making out with Will/Jack/Norrington (though I think she and Barbossa would be hilarious together).
Yeah, but I grew a little more respect for Jack Sparrow at the end of PotC3 when he declined her kiss. Thank the deities! I feel a little sorry for Will though, I mean ten years? Who knows who she will be sleeping with while he is away?
Is it just me or dooes Barbosa and (monkey) Jack seem like THE pairing? Maybe even (monkey) Jack and the Parrot? I do love that woman who played Calypso though.
I really don't like her as an actress either, it's her whole mouth area that turns me off. And her voice. Ugh, just say no to Keira Knightley. Your brain will thank you later.
Oh Jack, no kissing of the slut. Great job! *__* Good for you not trusting that girl; even Will admitted to not trusting her--an issue that they definitely didn't resolve. Huh.
On a different note, I saw you were sort of ranting about Spiderman 3. Have you read this parody? It was awesome.
Oh yes, Maya is hilarious. She definitely had me at the part where he stole, beat, and abused everyone around him, but when he hit MJ he had gone too far. That just killed me.
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I'll give her fans the fact that she's hot, but otherwise alksdjflkd. Please to stop making out with Will/Jack/Norrington (though I think she and Barbossa would be hilarious together).
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Is it just me or dooes Barbosa and (monkey) Jack seem like THE pairing? Maybe even (monkey) Jack and the Parrot? I do love that woman who played Calypso though.
I really don't like her as an actress either, it's her whole mouth area that turns me off. And her voice. Ugh, just say no to Keira Knightley. Your brain will thank you later.
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On a different note, I saw you were sort of ranting about Spiderman 3. Have you read this parody? It was awesome.
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