Pfffft.

[athrowned]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, athrowned sent to me...

Twelve commander_bitchs drumming
Eleven _superdork_s piping
Ten blue_blunders a-leaping
Nine athrowneds dancing
Eight bluemooncross a-milking
Seven toiletseat_girls a-swimming
Six be_twixts a-laying
Five du-u-u-udleydo_rights
Four hammer_forgeds
Three dead_of_gos
Two tao_of_teas
...and a kira in a fake_alchemist.