May 03, 2004 01:28
thats now on a sticker someone stuck on one of the freezers at work...i dont know why exactly that sentence amuses me so much...but it really does
work sucked for the most part...way too damn long...after putting in what seemed like a whole shift...i looked at the clock and realized i had only been there for an hour and a half
luckily...for some odd reason alot of the people in the bar tonight wanted to fight...and at 3 different intervals i got to stop what i was doing and go out to watch a fight before the big mother-fucker behing the bar broke them up and kicked people out
sometime in the middle of all this...me and titty (yup...titty...not a typo) went out back for a cigarette...and while we were there we took one of the mop buckets and tied it to the rear axle of seans truck...later tonight while closing...the dishwasher went out for a mop and filled the bucket up...rinsed the mop...then put the mop back in the bucket while leaving it where it was...so when sean left we got to watch him drive about half a block down the road with a full mop bucket (mop and all) attached to his truck...then have to get out of his truck to see what the noise was...and have to untie it all while he was really to drunk to walk let alone drive...he finally got the mop bucket off and threw it into the park...maybe youd have to be there...but trust me...at the time...it was funny
waiting for carlynn to get ready so i can introduce her to the greasy-filthy-nasty-oh-so-good-tasting thing that is the majestic...time to get me a pattty-melt *licking lips*