something? something? anything?

[athrite]

my grandmother died...my dog was hit by a car and i have to take him to the vet...ive got a case of food poisoning...i got jumped and beat up pretty bad when i left work last night...im just flat out sick...the dryer seems to be broken and all of my clothes are just SOAKED...i was just wrong about carlynns flight and its arriving about 6 hours earlier than i thought it was

so if YOU were my boss...which of those would get you to let me call in to work today?