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[athousandfucks]

mom: im not taking you to the beach at 9 in the morning
me: please
mom: no
me: please pelaselsle
mom: no
me: cockface
mom: what did you call me?!
me: nothing. GOD mom. now youre hearing things?!
mom: im not crazy
me: no youre just a senile woman

hahahhahaha
we're funny