In about half an hour, the important Copa match against Mallorca (and Joaquín Caparrós) will begin! I'm nervous as hell about this, and to deal with my nervousness I decided to have a drinking game. If you're as nervous as I am, you're welcome and join me! XD
The Rules.
1. Javi Martínez is centreback - 2 shots.
2. Mallorca try to undress Llorente - 1 shot.
3. Someone is kicking/fouling/hitting Iker - 1 shot.
4. San Mamés is singing about Toquero - 1 shot.
5. San José is subbed in and scores a goal - 3 shots.
6. De Marcos does something heroic (for example playing 90 minutes with a torn scrotum) - 4 shots.
7. Gorka makes a superhuman save - 1 shot.
8. The referee denies us a clear penalty - 2 shots.
9. Susaeta is offside - 1 shot.
10. Amore is wrongly accused of a foul - 1 shot.
11. The camera shows Joaquín Caparrós - 1 shot.
12. Athletic fails at a corner-kick - 1 shot. (Thanks to
holaascensor for this one!)
Any further suggestions? Feel free to add them in the comments! :D
AUPA ATHLETIC!! KOPAREN BILA!!