In case anyone hasn't seen these yet, here are two absolute gems that were published recently and that - unsurprisingly - feature Iker Muniain. XD
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TranslationgitanamorenaJanuary 6 2012, 23:31:28 UTC
I've finally got around to editing this thing, so I thought I ought to post it here for (hee) posterity...
Narrator: I invite you all to have a beer with Iker Muniain, and for him to show you some stuff up there in Bilbao, which I’m sure you will love...
Iker: Hi, I’m Iker Muniain, from Athletic Bilbao, and, well, we hope that we’re going to have a good afternoon. We’re going to watch some basketball and then I’ll invite you back to my house, where we’ll play a few rounds of Play(station). (in the car) We’re going to meet our adoring fans... I came here when I was twelve years old, and I came to a residence which is just over here, in [Getxo?]. About two years ago, my parents came here as well, and the truth is I missed my parents, too. Watch out for Ander because maybe when you get out of the car... maybe your wallet will have disappeared! I always had that “sentimiento Athletic” since I was very small. Chantrea, the best neighborhood in Navarra. It’s been a feeder club for Athletic for a long time. There’s Gorka Iraizoz, Borja Ekiza, Iñigo Pérez, Mikel San José, me... the truth is that there’s a good handful of us! (back in the car) Make sure you record that I’m going really slow, so that my mother can see it later! (camera zooms in on 43 kmph; later, to someone outside the car) Looking good!
At the basketball game...
Ander: They need a coach! You can be their Bielsa! Iker: That little camera is the one that’s doing the feature about me! Say hi! Amore: A feature? (to the little kids) Iker: Hey, popcorn, can I have some of those? Kids: Yeaaa, take some! Iker, to Ander: Look what they brought you! (a booster seat, jajajaja) Ander: It’s for you! Iker: Hey, it’s better like this! Ander: Like that, yeah? (female voice) There’s more over there! Iker: Nooo, I’m embarrassed! Iker: My girlfriend is one of the cheerleaders... Iker, to Sandra (his girlfriend): I’ll wait for you here? Sandra: I’m going to get changed.
Re: TranslationgitanamorenaJanuary 6 2012, 23:32:06 UTC
(in the car again)
Iker: Can you believe I went to the hairdresser, and he didn’t say anything? Sandra: I told you so! Iker: As handsome as I am... (getting out the phone) I’m going to call my “black brother” (hermano negro). Iker: Are you coming to play a few rounds of Play, or can you not? Jonás Ramalho: I dunno, dude, I was going to go home and have some dinner, it’s 10:45! What time are “those guys” going? Iker: I’m with them in the car! (call ends) I’m going to introduce you to my puppy, Kun, he’s at home. He’s just turned two, a little while ago. The problem is that he spends all day [indistinct - maybe “in the house”?] (Jonás calls) Iker: Tell me, big head! Jonás: Let’s meet at 11:40? Iker: Okay, then... come at that time! (interviewer asks something about Twitter) Iker: Twitter’s going good, it’s going really good. A shout-out to all of my Twitter followers!
At Iker’s house: Iker: Right, we’re here! (inside) I’ve got him trained really well, watch this... Kun! Sunny! (Kun brings Iker a Sunny D.) Very good! Very good! I don’t even have to move from the sofa! I have a great time with him.
(at the door) Iker: Who’s coming, Kun? There’s my brother... although he’s stayed out in the sun too long. These drawings are by my little cousins... that’s the medal! (voice offscreen) Do they call you any nickname? Iker: Bart. Like Bart Simpson. There he is! I’ve got him everywhere! [something indistinct while he’s wearing the txapela...] And these are all the matches I’ve played with Athletic until now... My favorite day? Well, yeah, the day I debuted, more than anything else... Here I’ve got a book by my idol, Ronaldinho... Kun, well, I liked the name. He’s a good player.
(in the living room) Iker: What do you say I go a round (of Play)? With my Jonas-brother? Jonás: I’m taking Chelsea. Iker: Me, I’m going for Manchester (United). With my friend David De Gea in the goal... Losing this match would mean that half of Spain will laugh at you... (after Jonás’s second goal) Come ON, man! What positioning from De Gea... I swear (something indistinct). Look, see, it’s all changed! Come on, get the ball, get the ball! Rooney, get a goal or I’m going to sub you! (after collapsing on the sofa again) Just wait, we’ll see how this turns out in the end! (second match) Passss ittt! I’m falling in love, I’m playing football and I’m falling in love! Hey, come out of your area whenever you want, yeah? Jonás: That was a goal from the keeper, dude. So bad, dude. Iker: Well, next week I’d like for you to go see Canales, and for him to show you the “fallas” that they do in Valencia, he told me they’re really good.
(outtakes)
Iker (to someone in the backseat): You’re a professional, eh? These boys should get a raise! (indistinct stuff at the basketball game) (in the car, the alarm alarm goes off) Don’t get scared! This is a black hole... (dog checking out the camera) What’s that, Kun?
Narrator: I invite you all to have a beer with Iker Muniain, and for him to show you some stuff up there in Bilbao, which I’m sure you will love...
Iker: Hi, I’m Iker Muniain, from Athletic Bilbao, and, well, we hope that we’re going to have a good afternoon. We’re going to watch some basketball and then I’ll invite you back to my house, where we’ll play a few rounds of Play(station). (in the car) We’re going to meet our adoring fans... I came here when I was twelve years old, and I came to a residence which is just over here, in [Getxo?]. About two years ago, my parents came here as well, and the truth is I missed my parents, too. Watch out for Ander because maybe when you get out of the car... maybe your wallet will have disappeared! I always had that “sentimiento Athletic” since I was very small. Chantrea, the best neighborhood in Navarra. It’s been a feeder club for Athletic for a long time. There’s Gorka Iraizoz, Borja Ekiza, Iñigo Pérez, Mikel San José, me... the truth is that there’s a good handful of us! (back in the car) Make sure you record that I’m going really slow, so that my mother can see it later! (camera zooms in on 43 kmph; later, to someone outside the car) Looking good!
At the basketball game...
Ander: They need a coach! You can be their Bielsa!
Iker: That little camera is the one that’s doing the feature about me! Say hi!
Amore: A feature?
(to the little kids) Iker: Hey, popcorn, can I have some of those?
Kids: Yeaaa, take some!
Iker, to Ander: Look what they brought you! (a booster seat, jajajaja)
Ander: It’s for you!
Iker: Hey, it’s better like this!
Ander: Like that, yeah?
(female voice) There’s more over there!
Iker: Nooo, I’m embarrassed!
Iker: My girlfriend is one of the cheerleaders...
Iker, to Sandra (his girlfriend): I’ll wait for you here?
Sandra: I’m going to get changed.
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Iker: Can you believe I went to the hairdresser, and he didn’t say anything?
Sandra: I told you so!
Iker: As handsome as I am... (getting out the phone) I’m going to call my “black brother” (hermano negro).
Iker: Are you coming to play a few rounds of Play, or can you not?
Jonás Ramalho: I dunno, dude, I was going to go home and have some dinner, it’s 10:45! What time are “those guys” going?
Iker: I’m with them in the car! (call ends) I’m going to introduce you to my puppy, Kun, he’s at home. He’s just turned two, a little while ago. The problem is that he spends all day [indistinct - maybe “in the house”?]
(Jonás calls)
Iker: Tell me, big head!
Jonás: Let’s meet at 11:40?
Iker: Okay, then... come at that time!
(interviewer asks something about Twitter)
Iker: Twitter’s going good, it’s going really good. A shout-out to all of my Twitter followers!
At Iker’s house:
Iker: Right, we’re here! (inside) I’ve got him trained really well, watch this... Kun! Sunny! (Kun brings Iker a Sunny D.) Very good! Very good! I don’t even have to move from the sofa! I have a great time with him.
(at the door)
Iker: Who’s coming, Kun? There’s my brother... although he’s stayed out in the sun too long. These drawings are by my little cousins... that’s the medal!
(voice offscreen) Do they call you any nickname?
Iker: Bart. Like Bart Simpson. There he is! I’ve got him everywhere! [something indistinct while he’s wearing the txapela...] And these are all the matches I’ve played with Athletic until now... My favorite day? Well, yeah, the day I debuted, more than anything else... Here I’ve got a book by my idol, Ronaldinho... Kun, well, I liked the name. He’s a good player.
(in the living room)
Iker: What do you say I go a round (of Play)? With my Jonas-brother?
Jonás: I’m taking Chelsea.
Iker: Me, I’m going for Manchester (United). With my friend David De Gea in the goal... Losing this match would mean that half of Spain will laugh at you... (after Jonás’s second goal) Come ON, man! What positioning from De Gea... I swear (something indistinct). Look, see, it’s all changed! Come on, get the ball, get the ball! Rooney, get a goal or I’m going to sub you! (after collapsing on the sofa again) Just wait, we’ll see how this turns out in the end! (second match)
Passss ittt! I’m falling in love, I’m playing football and I’m falling in love! Hey, come out of your area whenever you want, yeah?
Jonás: That was a goal from the keeper, dude. So bad, dude.
Iker: Well, next week I’d like for you to go see Canales, and for him to show you the “fallas” that they do in Valencia, he told me they’re really good.
(outtakes)
Iker (to someone in the backseat): You’re a professional, eh? These boys should get a raise!
(indistinct stuff at the basketball game)
(in the car, the alarm alarm goes off) Don’t get scared! This is a black hole...
(dog checking out the camera) What’s that, Kun?
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