hehehe, I thought that this was funny....
> > A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every
> > week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week, he would
> > come in with the same order.
> >
> > One day, the druggist felt he had to say something to the man. "Wow!
> > You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky! How on
> > earth do you use that many condoms a week?"
> >
> > The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I
> > find the whole idea of sex repulsive at my age!"
> >
> > So, the druggist asked, "Then what do you do with all those condoms?"
> >
> > The old man answered, "I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in
> > little plastic bags."
Now for the complaint of the day...For the first time in over three years...or maby two...I don't know, I flirted with a guy I liked...I was out right throwing myself on this guy, and he was too damn dence to get it!!! He just kept going back to his dumb paper. I must be losing my touch or something...I don't think it's lack of boobs...I keep my ass up to date...sure ther's a little extra cushioning but he had like twice mine...which is kinda cute...but that would be hypicritical of him to discriminate me because I'm a little chubbier than the anarexic blonds that most men go for. Anywho, Grrrrrrrrr!!!
yup, there must be something wrong with me.
> > week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week, he would
> > come in with the same order.
> >
> > One day, the druggist felt he had to say something to the man. "Wow!
> > You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky! How on
> > earth do you use that many condoms a week?"
> >
> > The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I
> > find the whole idea of sex repulsive at my age!"
> >
> > So, the druggist asked, "Then what do you do with all those condoms?"
> >
> > The old man answered, "I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in
> > little plastic bags."
Now for the complaint of the day...For the first time in over three years...or maby two...I don't know, I flirted with a guy I liked...I was out right throwing myself on this guy, and he was too damn dence to get it!!! He just kept going back to his dumb paper. I must be losing my touch or something...I don't think it's lack of boobs...I keep my ass up to date...sure ther's a little extra cushioning but he had like twice mine...which is kinda cute...but that would be hypicritical of him to discriminate me because I'm a little chubbier than the anarexic blonds that most men go for. Anywho, Grrrrrrrrr!!!
yup, there must be something wrong with me.