Okay. Apparently there's one thing that can make me pause Burn Notice --
scribblinlenore celebrating her birthday by writing the prompt I suggested (Pete/Patrick (or Pete/any, or Patrick/any), substitute)! And doing an absolutely amazing job with it; seriously, this is so hot and sweet and snarkily amusing, I'd say if you have any interest at all in either Pete/Patrick or jealousy, possessiveness, pegging, first times, and/or suppressed longing, read it right now. Right now.
Here:
No substitute for the real thing, but that doesn't keep anyone from trying by
scribblinlenore. Pete/Patrick, Pete/ofc, NC-17, 2700 words. The thing about Lenore's writing is that her character voices are brilliant, full of smart, well-turned phrases that are somehow also down-to-earth and spot-on true. Her Patrick and Pete especially hold a place in my heart, and the grumpy Patrick pov voice in this is a classic. I love this fic so, so much, and recommend it to anyone who likes porn, even people with less than no interest in bandom. Really. Read this fic. You won't be sorry.