Beginner's Guide To Being A Bitch-Hermit
Neurotically Yours: Episode # 056: Beginner's Guide To Being A Bitch-Hermit
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A beginners guide to being a bitch hermit
F: A beginners Guide to being a bitch hermit. Nine
easy ways to avoid society. One, work at home by
selling junk on ebay and mailing stuff from home.
G: Where's the fucking packing tape?
F: Two, make sure that the 56k Internet modem is on
24/7 so no one can get through on the phone.
P: I never get the calls any more from my doctors.
F: number three, Go outside no earlier than 3 am,
normal people seem to sleep at this time.
G: It's just you and I Mr. Moonlight.
F: Number four, Keep up with the latest news and
technology using the Internet.
G: Auto car?
F: Number five, Sleep during the day.
G: HISSSSS
F: Number six, live on sugary junk food.
G: Mmmm, Sugary goodness in my veins.
F: Number Seven, Listen to Morrissey and the smiths
and realize the world is bleak place to live.
G: Yeah, what difference does it make?
F: Number eight, Watch TV and complain about current
Saturday night live shows.
G: YOU SSSUCK.
F: Number Nine, Survive on stuff that was sent to you
through mail order.
G: Ooohh Comic books.
F: This message has been brought to you by the
foaminian cult campaign to keep annoying Mother
fuckers in the house.
End
F: STAY INSIDE!
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I'm a bitch hermit... LOL
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A beginners guide to being a bitch hermit
F: A beginners Guide to being a bitch hermit. Nine
easy ways to avoid society. One, work at home by
selling junk on ebay and mailing stuff from home.
G: Where's the fucking packing tape?
F: Two, make sure that the 56k Internet modem is on
24/7 so no one can get through on the phone.
P: I never get the calls any more from my doctors.
F: number three, Go outside no earlier than 3 am,
normal people seem to sleep at this time.
G: It's just you and I Mr. Moonlight.
F: Number four, Keep up with the latest news and
technology using the Internet.
G: Auto car?
F: Number five, Sleep during the day.
G: HISSSSS
F: Number six, live on sugary junk food.
G: Mmmm, Sugary goodness in my veins.
F: Number Seven, Listen to Morrissey and the smiths
and realize the world is bleak place to live.
G: Yeah, what difference does it make?
F: Number eight, Watch TV and complain about current
Saturday night live shows.
G: YOU SSSUCK.
F: Number Nine, Survive on stuff that was sent to you
through mail order.
G: Ooohh Comic books.
F: This message has been brought to you by the
foaminian cult campaign to keep annoying Mother
fuckers in the house.
End
F: STAY INSIDE!
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I'm a bitch hermit... LOL