It's 2010 and that Means...

Jan 14, 2010 22:17

More Bizzaro dreams! I had these dreams last week and I totally forgot to post them, and I had another one recently, but I can't remember the details to that dream. I just remember driving a go-cart type car through a weighing station into some store that was like a ginormous Costco warehouse. When I remember more to that dream, I'll post it. But first...



First dream of the year, and I dreamt that I was a Victoria’s Secret Model. Which isn’t bad at all because in my dream, I had apparently lost all the weight I wanted to lose, and I did look and feel really good about myself since I was walking around in a red satin bra and panty like those VS models in the catalogs.

Apparently, I’m hosting some year end party or something and one of other girl walks up to me and said that there is a reporter that wants to interview me. The reporters name is Steven. I look over and he’s a pretty good looking man, tall, dark hair, brown eyes, he wore a long coat over his suit and tie (pretty much he is dressed the way I love my men to dress: clean shaven and sharply dressed). Even though it was chilly evening, I’m apparently not cold. I’m still walking around in just a bra and panty. Anyways Steven seemed kind of shy to talk to me. So as I sauntered (Yes, I totally sauntered in my dream. :p) over to him, I catch one of the girls saying something to him and I only heard the words “end in” and “even Steven”. I’m not exactly sure what she said, but I could guess since Steven’s face turned bright red when I approached.

I greet him and said that I heard that he wanted to interview me, and I asked him about what? After a few moments he seemed to regain himself, and we start chatting and walking around a bit. At this point I am suddenly wearing a diaphanous chiffon robe over my “outfit” as we walk around the venue. After a while he offers to get me ice cream. Because there was an Ice cream bar at the party. “A man after my own heart,” I said has he walked off to get me ice cream. After this everything got a bit blurry, and I don’t really remembered what happened since this dream happened a while ago. Though I’m sure no interview took place, but I can’t complain when my brain gives me a dream where I’m a VS model and talking to a handsome man.



I was hanging out with nodiskette and we were going to visit a friend of hers who lives in the back of a record store or something. So when we go into this friend’s house it is really dimly lit and there is loud music playing overhead. When we go into one room, we don’t see her friend so she walks further back into the building into another room, which has two beds one on each end of the room and the décor of both halves of the room are distinctly different since one side had lace and frills and the other is just plain with some band posters on the walls.

nodiskette then walks out and I follow her outside. When we walk out onto the side walk nodiskette runs into the brother of her friend who is this big guy with tattoos all over his torso. While she is talking to this guy I notice that nodiskette has somehow lost her shirt and she was basically running around topless. In my mind it looks wrong that she is running around topless, but it seemed genuinely accepted so I couldn’t figure out why I felt her being topless was wrong since the guy she was talking too was also topless. (D-chan! Don’t ask me why I’m dreaming of you topless! If it makes you feel better your long hair was covering the “girls”.)

After a while we start walking up a hill and I see a group of people from my elementary school and they said that we are having a reunion. At first I thought we were going to drive somewhere, but instead we were just walking up a hill and I just followed them. nodiskette is also walking with me and her friends, and she has also obtained a top to my relief. It feels like we were walking for quite sometime and I started to ask where exactly we were going.

As we reach the top of the hill, someone points through the opening of a fence and I see a White Castle burger joint. I shrugged and figure. I’ve never had White Castle before, so I’ll give it a try. So when we get to the restaurant, I can’t seem to find the entrance and end up entering through the back, which leads you to the eating area. Apparently there is one entrance where the line starts and only one exit that leads you outside. Since I got confused, I made my way back wards trying to the get to the back of the line by walking through the front. At this time all my friends including nodiskette were in line ordering their food already since there wasn’t a huge line. But when I finally got to the end of the line a line of school children get into the line right in front of me and I’m thinking, “oh great!” I’m annoyed at my bad luck, but whatever.

While I was trying to get through the line to the back, nodiskette handed me a bag of food to hold. I guess she had to go get something first, so she asked me to hold it for her.

So I am standing in line minding my own business when the manager of the joint comes in and sees the bag in my hand. He looks at me and says, “What is this? You already got your food and you in line for more? That’s it! You’re banned from this place!”

I look at the man completely appalled and annoyed since I was starving and annoyed I had to wait in line after 30 first graders.

Before I can even make a retort, the man walks away. Of course, I’m not leaving the line, but I’m just pissed that he even dared talk to me that way. And banniate me!

So I leave the bag of food in the line to “hold” my place and I go looking for that man. I Yell out, “I want to talk to the manager! The big black dude that just attempted to ban me!” The people standing in line just look at me like I am crazy, so I go back to stand in line.

Ten minutes later the guy walks back out and I told him, that he had no right to ban me from this establishment since I have done nothing wrong. And I he should be glad that I’m willing to stand in a stupid line for half an hour again even though I have a freaking bag of food of my own. He listens and agrees with my reasoning and lets me stay in line. So end up staying in line for another 30 minutes and at this point I’m starving and I see nodiskette looking for me and that was when I woke up hungry. So no White Castle burger for me even in my dream.

random, omgwtf!, dreams

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