Some business matters

[athenacqd]

First, Happy Birthday schnappycat  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
secondfrankdbunny  set me to this meme a few days ago, and here is my response.

The meme is the Interview Me meme and I'm way too lazy to look up the exact wording of the rules, but basically you should reply in the comments of this post with the phrase "interview me" if you would like me to set you 5 questions

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[athenacqd]

Ok, interview time!

1. Your flist gets wildly well-connected one day and to reward your general awesomeness, several try to immediately set you up on dates. Problem is, you can only go on one (yikes!). Also, all the dates are with fictional people. Not wanting to shy away from these minor setbacks, do you 1. go for Coffee with Jim Halpert, 2. play Mario Kart with Logan Echolls, 3. have a late night picnic with wine and dessert with Spike, or 4. engage in some one on one tackle football with Tim Riggins?

2. Remember Pleasantville? Well, Barney Fife is here with your very own universal remote, keeping in mind that you're stuck for eternity and you better know all the stories by heart or you'll destroy their lives, who do you become when you hit the power button?

3. Vinnie Van Lowe (while undercover as an English professor at a small, east coast liberal arts college) once pointed out that Flaubert believed anticipation was the most purest form of pleasure, that while the things that happen to you invariably disappoint, the things that never happened to you would never dim and remain forever engraved on your hear with a sweet sadness. When you get over your shock that Vinnie can read, please share your fondest memory of something that never happened to you.

4. Buffy killed Angel to save the world. Veronica thwarted the feds to help Duncan escape to Mexico with his baby. Felicity moved to New York to follow Ben. What is the craziest/worst thing you've done for, to, or in the name of someone you loved?

5. You've just been hired to write a major motion picture screenplay, a semi-biopic about what your life would be like if you had been born a guy! "The Water's Willy" is the working title. Martin Scorcese, David Lynch, John Huston, and Robert Altman all want to direct (death is no object); Janis Joplan, Jeff Buckley, The Who, and The Old 97s all want to do the soundtrack, and Ed Norton, Jason Dohring, James Dean, and Hilary Swank all want to play boy-you. What combination do you choose?

[thewaterlillies]

OMG. Dude, these are just AWESOME. And tough. But awesome. Very fun. Let me think about them, I'll post the answers in my LJ. Thank you!