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I found this in a dresser drawer at the Hope Outreach thrift store. I thought it was religious propoganda at first but, uh...well just read it.
Today Is The Tomorrow
I Was Worrying About Yesterday
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was, of its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I have a full time job,
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
As my old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes.
How it got there, and who put it there is really beyond my comprehension. There is no author. It's typed out on one of those little cards that the Jesus Freaks tend to hand out with bible verses on them or whatever, which is what I thought it was at first.
Very, very strange indeed.
Today Is The Tomorrow
I Was Worrying About Yesterday
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was, of its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I have a full time job,
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
As my old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes.
How it got there, and who put it there is really beyond my comprehension. There is no author. It's typed out on one of those little cards that the Jesus Freaks tend to hand out with bible verses on them or whatever, which is what I thought it was at first.
Very, very strange indeed.