Bizarre
Today I saw Ken and Barbie on the tube. They both had perma-tans and waxy facial expressions. He wore pristine ironed khaki trousers and an almost spray on pullover and she was decked out in more accessories than any woman has any right to. And big hair. They were both absorbed in themselves and had such an air of smug self-satisfaction that I needed to move seats to be further away.
*blinks*
*blinks*