Athelind's Internal Thought Processes:
Man, this hat has seen better days. Mostly before if fell behind the dresser.
I'm just starting a load of laundry. I wonder if I can machine-wash this thing?
That might ruin it!
On the other claw, do I ever plan to put it back on my head in this condition?
I'll keep you all posted ... for Science!!
It's a black fatigue/combat cap. The cylindrical crown fits much better on my head and is far more flattering than the dome crown of a baseball cal. I like it a lot, but if I destroy it,
I can replace it easily and cheaply.
Update: It's as good as new!