In Which Your Obedient Serpent Scalds Himself Badly.

[athelind]

Arnold Schwarzenegger sings "Crom!", from Conan: the Musical.

Slight spoiler warning, for safety:

athelind spit-takes when it gets to the line where the guy is stepping on Conan's hand: [SPOILER DELETED]
gatewalker: yes
gatewalker: I'm so glad I didn't have a drink in my mouth when that line came
athelind: HOT COFFEE MAN
gatewalker: hahahahahaha