Film at 11: OMEGA-CLASS EVENT IMMINENT! MEDIA OBLIVIOUS!
A rooster starts laying eggs, and not one person, either in the main body of the article or in the comments, even mentions the potential for a catastrophic biohazard.
Alas, the comments are closed on the original article, so it falls to Your Obedient Serpent to spread the alarm!
Alas, the comments are closed on the original article, so it falls to Your Obedient Serpent to spread the alarm!