California Seasons

[athelind]

Easterners like to snark about how the Golden State "doesn't have seasons."

Of course it does. They're just different than East Coast seasons.

We have:

• Air, when the hills are green, the flowers bloom, and the wind is a pleasant, offshore breeze.
• Earth, when the hills have turned brown golden.
• Fire, when the hot devil winds blow from the

Comments

[athelind]

Oh, yeah, because we REALLY need three months of Fire every year!

[athelind]

You know, after 2008, when we really DID have three-plus months of Fire, that's even LESS funny...