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I have no soul.
I'm pretty sure I had a soul some time ago, because I've never had an problems with it before, but somewhere in the past week or so I've lost my soul.
To understand this comment one will have to have watched the episode of the Simpsons where Bart sells his soul, because my entire soul-less conclusion comes from the fact...
AUTOMATIC DOORS DON'T WORK FOR ME!
Okay because of the security systems it does have to be partially open for it to open fully without requiring you to swipe your card, but even so, when a door is half open you expect it to erm...OPEN when you jump up and down infront of the sensor, not close fully.
Also we have one door which I swear is carnivorous or something, they only JUST fixed it...last week...so technically it should STILL be fixed...
That's why on the way into lectures today it shut, physically trapping a girl between it, showing no signs of even stopping let alone opening again, until someone pressed the "open" button on the inside...and why on the way back IT DID THE SAME TO ME...ow...fortunately Tom bless his heart managed to wedge himself in the door first...he's slightly wider than I am, being at least 6ft and male. So I didn't get completely squisheded by it. Unfortunately I made the mistake of telling my Mom about "OMG CARNIVOROUS DOOR LOL!"
Only she didn't get the LOL bit...instead she's freaking out about 'OMG THERE COULD BE SPINAL DAMAGE!!!'
..."what?! it bashed my shoulder, it hurts but it doesn't hurt *that* much...the worst I'm gonna have is a bruise..."
I'm pretty sure I had a soul some time ago, because I've never had an problems with it before, but somewhere in the past week or so I've lost my soul.
To understand this comment one will have to have watched the episode of the Simpsons where Bart sells his soul, because my entire soul-less conclusion comes from the fact...
AUTOMATIC DOORS DON'T WORK FOR ME!
Okay because of the security systems it does have to be partially open for it to open fully without requiring you to swipe your card, but even so, when a door is half open you expect it to erm...OPEN when you jump up and down infront of the sensor, not close fully.
Also we have one door which I swear is carnivorous or something, they only JUST fixed it...last week...so technically it should STILL be fixed...
That's why on the way into lectures today it shut, physically trapping a girl between it, showing no signs of even stopping let alone opening again, until someone pressed the "open" button on the inside...and why on the way back IT DID THE SAME TO ME...ow...fortunately Tom bless his heart managed to wedge himself in the door first...he's slightly wider than I am, being at least 6ft and male. So I didn't get completely squisheded by it. Unfortunately I made the mistake of telling my Mom about "OMG CARNIVOROUS DOOR LOL!"
Only she didn't get the LOL bit...instead she's freaking out about 'OMG THERE COULD BE SPINAL DAMAGE!!!'
..."what?! it bashed my shoulder, it hurts but it doesn't hurt *that* much...the worst I'm gonna have is a bruise..."