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Trek 26
Jan 10, 2009 14:16
Vash.
Babe.
Sweetheart.
Apple of my eye.
Mother of my children.
Shooter of my ass.
Don't get angry.
But. I.
Might.
Have maybe.
Broken the window.
In the family room.
ooc: family disaster
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swissarmyknives
January 10 2009, 05:18:57 UTC
...HOW...
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atflyer
January 10 2009, 05:20:13 UTC
Well. There was this new trick I was trying, right? Outside. And. It. Didn't work.
Don't worry about me, though. The shards of glass broke my fall.
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swissarmyknives
January 10 2009, 05:22:52 UTC
...the kids just cleaned up the family room.
...WHY
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atflyer
January 10 2009, 05:26:03 UTC
WELL if I could have figured it out, it would've cut my commute home from work by like ten minutes!
I could spend like an HOUR more at home than usual!
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I'M SORRY?
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swissarmyknives
January 10 2009, 05:27:11 UTC
That would be nice.
BUT YOU BROKE A WINDOW
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT TO GET SHOT
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atflyer
January 10 2009, 05:28:40 UTC
NOT TOO MANY. I THINK I ALREADY HAVE A FEW SHARDS OF GLASS EMBEDDED IN MY ASS.
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swissarmyknives
January 10 2009, 05:29:32 UTC
How about I take those shards of glass out of your ass.
And then I shoot you.
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atflyer
January 10 2009, 05:31:37 UTC
Uh. I. Guess that'll work.
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swissarmyknives
January 10 2009, 05:33:23 UTC
You should clean the family room up first.
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atflyer
January 10 2009, 05:34:06 UTC
Okay.
But, can the shards still be removed? They kinda hurt and I don't want a tetanus shot.
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swissarmyknives
January 10 2009, 05:34:45 UTC
I'll remove them.
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atflyer
January 10 2009, 05:35:21 UTC
Then I'll get right on cleaning up.
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swissarmyknives
January 10 2009, 05:36:11 UTC
You're still getting shot. Don't think this is over.
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atflyer
January 10 2009, 05:38:48 UTC
I know. It never is.
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swissarmyknives
January 10 2009, 05:41:41 UTC
Glad that you've remembered that.
Now, are you done yet?
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atflyer
January 10 2009, 05:58:51 UTC
Almost.
Should I uh. Call a. Window guy?
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Don't worry about me, though. The shards of glass broke my fall.
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...WHY
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I could spend like an HOUR more at home than usual!
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I'M SORRY?
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BUT YOU BROKE A WINDOW
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT TO GET SHOT
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And then I shoot you.
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But, can the shards still be removed? They kinda hurt and I don't want a tetanus shot.
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Now, are you done yet?
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Should I uh. Call a. Window guy?
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