Trek 26

Jan 10, 2009 14:16

Vash.

Babe.

Sweetheart.

Apple of my eye.

Mother of my children.

Shooter of my ass.

Don't get angry.

But. I.

Might.

Have maybe.

Broken the window.

In the family room.

ooc: family disaster

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swissarmyknives January 10 2009, 05:18:57 UTC
...HOW...

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atflyer January 10 2009, 05:20:13 UTC
Well. There was this new trick I was trying, right? Outside. And. It. Didn't work.

Don't worry about me, though. The shards of glass broke my fall.

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swissarmyknives January 10 2009, 05:22:52 UTC
...the kids just cleaned up the family room.

...WHY

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atflyer January 10 2009, 05:26:03 UTC
WELL if I could have figured it out, it would've cut my commute home from work by like ten minutes!

I could spend like an HOUR more at home than usual!

...

I'M SORRY?

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swissarmyknives January 10 2009, 05:27:11 UTC
That would be nice.

BUT YOU BROKE A WINDOW

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT TO GET SHOT

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atflyer January 10 2009, 05:28:40 UTC
NOT TOO MANY. I THINK I ALREADY HAVE A FEW SHARDS OF GLASS EMBEDDED IN MY ASS.

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swissarmyknives January 10 2009, 05:29:32 UTC
How about I take those shards of glass out of your ass.

And then I shoot you.

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atflyer January 10 2009, 05:31:37 UTC
Uh. I. Guess that'll work.

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swissarmyknives January 10 2009, 05:33:23 UTC
You should clean the family room up first.

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atflyer January 10 2009, 05:34:06 UTC
Okay.

But, can the shards still be removed? They kinda hurt and I don't want a tetanus shot.

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swissarmyknives January 10 2009, 05:34:45 UTC
I'll remove them.

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atflyer January 10 2009, 05:35:21 UTC
Then I'll get right on cleaning up.

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swissarmyknives January 10 2009, 05:36:11 UTC
You're still getting shot. Don't think this is over.

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atflyer January 10 2009, 05:38:48 UTC
I know. It never is.

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swissarmyknives January 10 2009, 05:41:41 UTC
Glad that you've remembered that.

Now, are you done yet?

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atflyer January 10 2009, 05:58:51 UTC
Almost.

Should I uh. Call a. Window guy?

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