raster burn

[atevi]

While it is true that I have the loudest blink known to man...and that my eyes make the occasional funny noise when you rub on them...at this moment after it feels like various Canadian curling teams (never understood that sport, perhaps I should watch it sober) are having a tournament on the surface of my eyeballs.
Now I just have to kickback, wait for Visine to take that idea and make a commercial and rake in the proceeds from my lawsuit. Ah…life is good.