{ 017; The Green Fairy }
DIONYSUS
This stuff is incredible. FANTASTIC.
Oh my gods, look at all the KEYS on this thing. I counted EIGHTY-SIX. 86. What do I need so many keys for? I should take some of these OFF. I've never even USED this button down here. I could save so much room on this keyboard without some of these...
OH! Dionysus! I should drink this while I'm GARDENING. Can you imagine? All those COLORS. I can hear the tulips in the kitchen, Dionysus. They're so pink.
You know what? I'm SO happy we got put down here. This place is wonderful. I don't want DIE or anything like the mortals do, but I wanna STAY here. WE SHOULD STAY HERE. I'm going to. I'm going to stay right here. If the tulips would just be quiet, it would be perfect. No bossy husband. No bossy mother. No bossy Zeus.
I'm going to stay.
...I have to get more of this.
This stuff is incredible. FANTASTIC.
Oh my gods, look at all the KEYS on this thing. I counted EIGHTY-SIX. 86. What do I need so many keys for? I should take some of these OFF. I've never even USED this button down here. I could save so much room on this keyboard without some of these...
OH! Dionysus! I should drink this while I'm GARDENING. Can you imagine? All those COLORS. I can hear the tulips in the kitchen, Dionysus. They're so pink.
You know what? I'm SO happy we got put down here. This place is wonderful. I don't want DIE or anything like the mortals do, but I wanna STAY here. WE SHOULD STAY HERE. I'm going to. I'm going to stay right here. If the tulips would just be quiet, it would be perfect. No bossy husband. No bossy mother. No bossy Zeus.
I'm going to stay.
...I have to get more of this.