KINK MEME PART 8
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Someone (probably Sharlto and/or Bradley) decides it would be super funny to drug Liam with viagra. But, of course, things don't go as planned. IDK, maybe they overdo the dosage or maybe Liam is just WAY more uncomfortable (for reasons up to author) about the whole thing than anyone expected or something. Cue Bradley visiting Liam in his trailer to apologize/check on him/laugh some more. Which then leads to sex, y/y?
Major bonus points if Bradley's all "Well, I've always kinda wanted to do this and you sort of need a hand, so why don't I practice on you!" Even more bonus points for Liam sprawled on a couch (you know, complete with leaning back and arms spread along the back of the couch) while Bradley gives him a blowjob. Because that image is so awesome it got me through one hell of a week.
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Liam shuts his eyes and presses the heel of his palm to his forehead.
"Sorry lads, can't get this fucking line." he says with a shake of his head.
Bradley, Sharlto and Rampage are still laughing. It's funny when an actor of Liam's calibre fucks up, and Liam punches Rampage on the bicep.
"Shut up." he grins good-naturedly.
"Hey I ain't gonna lie man, the more you mess up the funnier it get." Rampage grins.
"I think Joe's gone through about a litre of coffee since we started this scene." Bradley throws in, and the four of them glance up at the director. He's pacing behind the cameras, hair wild and script sticking out his back pocket.
"Ugh, right let's try this again boys." Liam sighs. "Get this fucking line out the way so we can all get on with our lives."
They go for another take, the board is clipped and Liam starts to talk.
"Pike buys out every seat on the train, and there's two attack chorp--chop--choppers…orbiting...fucking wanking bastard orbits!"He's laughing now. This has to be the twentieth attempt he's had at ( ... )
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~Hannibal would be proud~, he thinks with a smile, uncapping a bottle of beer from the fridge.
"Alright, gimme one of the pills." he says, and Sharlto un-pops a little blue tablet from it's foil packet.
"Won't he get suspicious if you hand him an already opened beer?"
"Nah. He…trusts me, I guess." Brad says slowly, listening to the pill dissolve. He balances the lid atop the neck and holds it there with his thumb. "I'll pretend to open it. He'll never suspect."
"Pretty sure he'll suspect once his dick starts to--"
"Yeah well I'll hopefully be outta there by then." Brad says quickly.
~You mean you'll be hanging around near his bedroom window trying to listen to him by then?~ his conscience mutters and Bradley grabs another beer out the fridge ( ... )
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"Is it true?" Bradley asks.
"Well, I've not seen every man in Hollywood lad, and I've never felt the need to ask every man I've met to drop their pants so I can check." Liam snorts, but decides to let his leg fall. It's cramping from the awkward pose, and he figures Bradley's onto him anyways; might aswell make himself comfortable. "…but if it makes you feel better, I've heard those rumours too."
Bradley, who's taken a rude second to stare at Liam's crotch, meets the older actor's eyes again.
"…and are they true?"
"I don't know lad. They're just rumours." Liam says gently. "I try not to listen to gossip, you never know what you'll hear. You keep listening to rumours and one day you'll find you don't know who, or what to believe anymore."
Liam's as wise as he is handsome and Bradley drinks in both. He's clung to Liam since the start of this blockbuster, terrified by the sudden jump in his career and his growth from rising star to worldwide icon.
"I believe you." he says honestly. "I always have. ( ... )
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I love that you used that blooper scene as the premise (I might have watched that part more than any other on the blooper reel...) And Bradley and Sharlto's logic there! ROFL I can totally see them going about it this way, too.
Bradley is so cute and Liam still so in control despite the drug-induced hard-on... Mmmm.
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I love the blooper reel. Liam miming taking his trousers off sexily is something that will stay with me forever, and the fits they go into when he messes the line about Pike and the choppers always makes me smile. :P
Glad you're with me so far!
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A hand and a mouth and quite possibly anything else he has at his disposal. Liam has a LOT of stress you know. :P
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~He's fucking gorgeous~ his brain whines, and his hand rubs just a little harder; fingers squeezing and generally trying to assess whether the rumours he's heard are genuine ( ... )
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Also, I forgot to say earlier: you win so many internet cookies for incorporating the infamous Liam Neeson's cock jokes, I don't even.
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