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[ate_it_all]

Ohoho, isn't this fun? I feel like I'm learning a lot today. It's making my food taste better.

[indeed, there are cutting and chewing noises on the other side of the phone.]

Very well, in exchange for the entertainment, I shall reveal my biggest secret -

I am supposed to be dead in my world. I ate myself for supper!

Comments

[zombee_slayer]

How the hell do ya eat yourself?

[ate_it_all]

I have a rather high tolerance for pain, you see.... also, there was nothing else to eat, and I just became so curious.

[zombee_slayer]

So what? You take a big bite of your wrist or something?

[ate_it_all]

Oh, please. I used a knife and fork as always, and started from the feet up.

[zombee_slayer]

Oh, so ya bled out?

[ate_it_all]

...Hmm?

[she was kind of in a frenzy at that point, she doesn't remember the part where she actually died too clearly.]

No, that can't be right. I had to finish the meal. I just kept on devouring the flesh and the innards.

[zombee_slayer]

No way ya could have done that. [While Dempsey isn't exactly a master of anatomy he is still fairly certain it would have been impossible for her to have eaten her entire self.]

[ate_it_all]

[huff]

Excuse me? Were you there?

[zombee_slayer]

Nah, but I do know what happens when a person losses their foot.