Nov 05, 2010 22:47
[Unfortunately for Conchita's pride, when she sees disgusting old candy, she has to eat it all.
Mayfield, you are now faced with what is probably the most ugly interesting costumed character you'll ever see.
Conchita has fangs and sparkles beautifully in the daylight. You may meet her as her secret identity, the not so mild mannered sexy vampire nurse, Catherine Banika.
But by night, she is a supervillain slash superhero MILKMAN, out to replace everyone's blood with milk for great justice, conveniently sustaining her vampiric ways on the side, and to take over Mayfield, also for the greater good (because seriously, nobody likes the current power anyway.) Her utility belt holds, among other things, the TV remote that she, as a supervillain, has constructed to hack and take control of the tractor cows in the park. These, her temporary loyal minions, will help her in her milky quest. Her additional superpower is talking to fish and other such marine life. She's not sure where it factors in, herself, but she's sure it will one day come in handy.
So, will you run into her by day or by night?]
ridiculously convoluted,
old crusty halloween candy is the best