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- Jan: "Had a solidly pleasant NYE, heading around to Leighton's for dinner before spending the evening at Dave and Karen's, where I was able to speak to a lot of people I hadn't seen for a while, and to some new people as well."
- Feb: "Starting this post with an un-apposite quote."
- Mar: "Someone upgraded my beans from Harris to Vittoria and now I'm jumping about like a crack-addicted pigeon."
- Apr: "Just got back from seeing it."
- May: "I took the dog out for a walk a minute ago."
- Jun: "So, we've bought a house over here."
- Jul: "just having another one of my don't press-the-detlee-button venting sessions."
- Aug: "Unfortunately, I missed out on the trip to France."
- Sep: "Please put us out of our misery, Arsène."
- Oct: "I've had a few reasons to think about family over the past few days."
- Nov: "I no longer live in a house - I live in a themed nightclub called The House, its walls the colour of new blood and old dust, its vitreous pale floorboards laid out like fossil ribcages, a silent nightclub with eerie red lanterns hanging from the ceiling in clusters, casting cruciform Nazi batsignals onto its white expanses, and full height bookcases looming, sarcophagi of collected knowledge, opposite grid-windowed doors."
- Dec: "Monday morning caucus ballot:"
November certainly stands out in terms of length, pomposity and effort. The openers of January, February, April and July have had their subject elided. September is cryptic enough for half a month.