Conversations
Conversations are what make my life enjoyable. Not deep, meaningful conversations, which are always fun...just the random ones. The ones that never go anywhere...they just kind of tail off. But they're amusing as they happen.
Misha: You were so drunk last night, you were hitting on me!
Ryan: I was not.
Misha: YOU ASKED ME TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH YOU!
Rushi, while looking at a hat that Ryan is wearing on his head: So, do you actually wear that hat?
Ryan: .....
Me: So what exactly was today's Buddhism reading about?
Chris: The mind, man....it's all in your mind.
Me: Dude, the mind...I gotcha. ....I think Buddhists are secretly a bunch of stoners.
Chris: I was thinking of a new superhero: DudeMan! With a pot leaf on his chest.
Me: DudeMan. Saving the world one joint at a time.
Chris: Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of he shows up and blows a bunch of pot smoke in the villian's face.
Me: And now I will take over the world with this nuclear bo.....I need some Pop-Tarts.
Adam: *SLAP*
Me: *SLAP BACK*
Adam: Hey.
Adam: This is like tag in elementary school, bitch.
Adam: No slapbacks.
Me: you didn't call that.
Adam: This sort of thing should go without calling!
Adam: *-backs are never valid.
Adam: You have to slap someone else now.
Adam: GO.
Adam: NOW.
Adam: AND I DEMAND PROOF.
Me, in a different convo with Rushi at the same time:
Me: you're not in bed.
Rushi: yeah
Rushi: i'm drinking water.
Rushi: wanna go to see Shakespear abridged on friday?
Rushi: its 3 bucks
Me: *SLAP*
Me: Sure.
After showing that convo to Adam:
Adam: WOOOOO!
Misha: You were so drunk last night, you were hitting on me!
Ryan: I was not.
Misha: YOU ASKED ME TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH YOU!
Rushi, while looking at a hat that Ryan is wearing on his head: So, do you actually wear that hat?
Ryan: .....
Me: So what exactly was today's Buddhism reading about?
Chris: The mind, man....it's all in your mind.
Me: Dude, the mind...I gotcha. ....I think Buddhists are secretly a bunch of stoners.
Chris: I was thinking of a new superhero: DudeMan! With a pot leaf on his chest.
Me: DudeMan. Saving the world one joint at a time.
Chris: Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of he shows up and blows a bunch of pot smoke in the villian's face.
Me: And now I will take over the world with this nuclear bo.....I need some Pop-Tarts.
Adam: *SLAP*
Me: *SLAP BACK*
Adam: Hey.
Adam: This is like tag in elementary school, bitch.
Adam: No slapbacks.
Me: you didn't call that.
Adam: This sort of thing should go without calling!
Adam: *-backs are never valid.
Adam: You have to slap someone else now.
Adam: GO.
Adam: NOW.
Adam: AND I DEMAND PROOF.
Me, in a different convo with Rushi at the same time:
Me: you're not in bed.
Rushi: yeah
Rushi: i'm drinking water.
Rushi: wanna go to see Shakespear abridged on friday?
Rushi: its 3 bucks
Me: *SLAP*
Me: Sure.
After showing that convo to Adam:
Adam: WOOOOO!