Is this working...? I think I'm getting the hang of these little things!
[Dainty clearing of the throat!]
Well! As long as we're all stuck on board for who knows how long, this would be the perfect opportunity for all of us to get to know one another, hm? We have to look on the bright side of this and embrace our chance to make new friends from
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[A beat]
Wait a sec, Big Macintosh is here?
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Wwhere the hell are wwe supposed to find a sewwin' machine? [Pause.] If you evven havve the slightest idea, I wwill hunt it dowwn. I'm not gonna die in this jumpsuit, that's for fuckin' sure.
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Well, this place is supposedly huge... I wouldn't even know where to start looking. Search everywhere! I know I'll be searching every nook and cranny if I have to.
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Ugh. This place is too fuckin' big to be searchin' evverywwhere. Havve you checked out all'a the lockers? Maybe someone's stashed a machine awway in there...
[He pauses, then pulls at some of his (grossly slicked back, hanging in his face) hair.] You seem t'knoww all about good fuckin' taste, so maybe you knoww wwhere I can find some fuckin' hairspray or gel or somethin' that didn't come from a test tube. Spot anythin' like that around here?
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Are these really that offensive?
[He holds up one arm to show the sleeve of the jumpsuit.]
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And yes, I'm afraid these outfits are simply atrocious. I wouldn't be caught wearing one back home, but if this is all they have and humans have to be wearing something at all times, I'll just have to put on a brave face and suffer through it...
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Thank you ever so much, Richard Harrow.
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[What a TRAGEDY.]
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