001 // Voice

Dec 08, 2011 20:04

[Cybertronian encryption]
This is Ratchet. Who else hails from Cybertron on this ship?

[Open voice]
How many here woke up organic? I've made a perusal of the activity on the network already and I am quite curious.

c: kroton, c: statsraaden, c: vreille cox, c: shadow the hedgehog, c: blackwargreymon, c: wheatley, c: hal 9000, c: chase kilgannon, c: heatwave, c: red alert, c: agent carolina, ratchet

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[Audio] fourpartplan December 9 2011, 01:37:05 UTC
[This guy sounds just a little bit excited at the possibility of not being alone in his plight.]

Ooh, Me. I did! You know, just...floating about, minding my own business, when bam, welcome to your squishy new body. Did we mention you are both inefficient and flammable?

Not a fan of it, to be honest. Could have warned us.

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[Audio] hummerdoc December 9 2011, 02:34:31 UTC
Quite. You say floating? You did not use legs in your proper body?

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Re: [Audio] fourpartplan December 9 2011, 02:46:15 UTC
Ah, not quite. No arms, no legs--decidedly limbless. Didn't actually float, though. Used a rail for all that...getting around. Useful thing, really. Sort of miss it.

Floating would have been useful too, now that I think about it. Maybe some kind of...hovering implement...jetpack...kind of object.

But, hey, that's all you really can do, when you're orbiting the Moon, isn't it? Just...float about. Contemplate, too, I suppose, if you're the contemplative sort.

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[Audio] hummerdoc December 9 2011, 03:56:53 UTC
Fascinating. Ah, may I ask what your function was while orbiting the Moon? I am assuming you meant Earth's Moon of course?

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fourpartplan December 9 2011, 05:31:32 UTC
Well, you know. Floating. Observing.

[UHHH QUICK LOOK OVER THERE A CHANGE OF SUBJECT.]

Are you a robot?

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hummerdoc December 10 2011, 07:31:55 UTC
Of a sort. You observed. Useful function.

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fourpartplan December 10 2011, 07:41:08 UTC
I had a lot of other jobs before that! Climbed the corporate ladder, if you will. Administrative stuff, construction, Neurotoxin Release Button Assistant, Extended Relaxation Center Attendant...ran an entire facility, once.

Lots of experience.

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hummerdoc December 10 2011, 07:42:57 UTC
Neurotoxin Release Button Assistant you say?

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fourpartplan December 10 2011, 07:48:06 UTC
Yeah. Did a lot of the admin for the guy in charge of said button. Big responsibility.

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hummerdoc December 11 2011, 04:49:55 UTC
I can see that.

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fourpartplan December 11 2011, 04:52:21 UTC
What do you do, then?

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hummerdoc December 11 2011, 05:46:51 UTC
I am the Chief Medical Officer for my faction.

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