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[ TEXT ] in which cambridge makes a polite enquiry about her location

Dec 08, 2011 16:56

[ Hello, fellow crewmembers. If your device wasn’t on before IT CERTAINLY IS NOW! Cambridge - still nursing the mental wound of her power being so rudely culled and currently feeling obnoxiously disorientated - technopathically shoves a text transmission your way: ]

if somebody doesn't tell me exactly where the fuck I am then I am airlocking the ( Read more... )

c: jenna sommers, c: statsraaden, imogen "cambridge" moore, c: john "oxford" buchanan, c: connor temple, c: taylor "tyke" kee, c: zouichi kanoe | au, c: natasha romanoff, gideon "mouse" graham, c: james t. kirk (xi), c: big macintosh, c: spock (xi), c: rey, c: the exile | au, c: heatwave, c: tony stark, c: dean winchester

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( TEXT ) unparental December 8 2011, 20:02:39 UTC

Not on a yacht. What did you do to my... whatever this is?

( TEXT ) mindsext December 8 2011, 20:38:19 UTC

[ we're on a boat, motherfuckerrrr ]

communications device.

[ if this was a voice post her tone would be THE MOST patronising: ]

like a mobile phone.

( TEXT ) unparental December 8 2011, 21:13:36 UTC

Really? I thought it might have been a blender.

( TEXT ) mindsext December 8 2011, 22:15:37 UTC

[ not that you can see it, Jenna, but Cambridge simpers in mock-amusement. hahhhhhh you so funny, bitch. ]

oh dear, everyone on this ship is so terribly amusing!

( TEXT ) unparental December 8 2011, 23:24:07 UTC

[ BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRANDSHIP OBVS. ]

Lucky for us. It would suck to be trapped in space with Ben Stein.

( TEXT ) mindsext December 9 2011, 17:16:15 UTC

[ CLEARLY! ]

unless your friend Mr. Stein can fly a spaceship, it probably would.

[ subtext: who the fuck is Ben Stein ]

( TEXT ) unparental December 14 2011, 21:12:24 UTC

He mainly gives away money.

[ that clears it up, obviously. ]

( TEXT ) mindsext December 14 2011, 22:04:16 UTC

[ somewhere in the depths of the ship Cambridge is staring blankly at her comms device. She doesn't get it, clearly. ]

And is he terribly amusing as well.

( TEXT ) unparental December 15 2011, 23:46:23 UTC

Weirdly enough, the point is that he isn't funny at all. Ever seen Ferris Bueller?

( TEXT ) mindsext December 16 2011, 19:50:36 UTC

no. but please spare me the insistence that it is a classic or anything of the sort.

( TEXT ) 1/2 unparental December 16 2011, 21:40:39 UTC

I was just going to say he's in it.

( TEXT ) unparental December 16 2011, 21:41:07 UTC

But now that you mention it, it IS a classic.

( TEXT ) mindsext December 17 2011, 11:18:56 UTC

I'm afraid I will have to quibble with your definition of 'classic'. Isn't it from the nineteen eighties.

( TEXT ) unparental December 18 2011, 23:03:37 UTC

A lot of amazing things are from the eighties.

[ to wit: jenna herself. ]

( TEXT ) mindsext December 19 2011, 18:21:04 UTC

and some truly terrible things. I don't suppose you remember hair crimpers, do you.

( TEXT ) unparental December 20 2011, 02:59:24 UTC

I destroyed all picture evidence of remembering that, but yes.

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