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[sermonize]

It has only been a few mere hours and already this way of communicating with one another is teeming with life. Fascinating devices, are they not? I dare say that in my travels across Alternia, I have never seen anything quite like it

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[zouichi]

Not that that isn't nice of you, but are you really going to spend the rest of your time here in the locker room?

[sermonize]

Of course not. There are still those that are still coming out of their sleep. These side effects may not wear off at the same rate.

[zouichi]

Ah. In that case, more power to you. I'm sure it'll be much appreciated. I will be searching for the crew.

i did not get this notif!!

[sermonize]

If there is even one to be had.

haha don't worry about it

[zouichi]

What are you trying to do, out-pessimist me?

[sermonize]

I hope that is an attempt to make light of the situation.

[zouichi]

Yeah, it was a joke.

[sermonize]

Good. Shall we then proceed to have a competition on who can be the most pessimistic?

[zouichi]

Sure. Let's see... I predict that all the restricted areas in the ship hold flesh-eating space zombies.

[sermonize]

Ah, but what if one of these areas actually contains a vacuum into space itself?

[zouichi]

I don't know. A hull breach can be sealed off. Zombies can spread their disease to well-meaning but ultimately ill-prepared first responders.

[sermonize]

Now you have me curious as to what these Zombies of yours are.

[zouichi]

What, you don't know?

[Don't make him get all serious, troll fella, that's no fun!]

They're reanimated corpses that feed on the living. Actually, my world was overrun by an outbreak of them.

[sermonize]

[ D: ]

I do not believe there is lore concerning that on my planet. It sounds horrible. That is an understatement, I realize.

[zouichi]

It was pretty horrible.

[Chaaaanging the subject]

So where's your planet?

[sermonize]

[ pretend this is a nice text with a galaxy name and solar system. because idefk. ]