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[capt_greatcoat]

[Greetings, Tranquility passengers. It's your resident 51st century flirt, Captain Jack Harkness, and just from the video, with the broad white smile and the twinkle in his very blue eyes, it's obvious that he's laying on the charm. He's looking for answers, and he knows that he can pretty much flirt them out of anyone if he tries hard enough, so

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[notquite_kalish]

[Hey there's someone orange and just as sexy on the screen]

This ship is far too large to explore in a day through traditional means and all the more interesting and important areas are being purposefully cut off from our exploring.

[capt_greatcoat]

Oh yeah? Like what sorts of areas would those be, then?

[Well hello there, you're gorgeous. He's going to lay on the charm a little bit more, tyvm]

[notquite_kalish]

I wouldn't know since they're cut off. Am I to take it that you have yet to undergo your own investigation of this ship?

[Charm her all you like, you're still human and gross DX]

[capt_greatcoat]

I've done my own investigating, although circumstances are such that I haven't really been able to do as much investigating as I'd like.

[Aww, only mostly human. He'd never have the pheromones without those other bits, though]

[notquite_kalish]

Circumstances? As far as I can tell there are no cells on this ship.

[capt_greatcoat]

Oh, no. I...

I ran into an old friend. One that I didn't think I'd ever see again. We've been...catching up, so I haven't had the time to go exploring myself.

[notquite_kalish]

Clearly your priorities are mixed.

[She pauses to think]

Are there many from your world here?

[capt_greatcoat]

Not as mixed as you might think if you knew about the situation. [But that's all that he'll say there]

There's...well, there's me and Ianto and the Doctor. I haven't run into anyone else here, though that doesn't rule out the possibility. What about yourself?

[notquite_kalish]

I am alone.

[She tries hard not to let it sound like she cares, because she doesn't. Nope. Not at all]

What are a Ianto and Doctor.

[capt_greatcoat]

They're friends from home. You might have seen them around? The Doctor likes to wear a bowtie these days, I think. And Ianto's... Well, Ianto's basically stuck with me so far, but. They're good people.

[notquite_kalish]

Humans then. [That leaves a bad taste in the mouth] I'm afraid after awhile you all tend to look alike.

[capt_greatcoat]

Ianto is. I mostly am. The Doctor, however? Definitely not.

[notquite_kalish]

Then perhaps you have some sense between you.

In case you care all lavatory facilities are communal that I have located. Also, this ship is much large than it initially seems and many locations are closed off.

[capt_greatcoat]

Yeah, I had noticed that about the bathrooms, which is a damn shame, but. The closed off part. Now that's interesting. Closed off as in they're out of service, or closed off as in someone doesn't want us passengers finding out what they are?

[notquite_kalish]

One lift doesn't work, but I have ways of getting around that most don't. I think there's something more that our Captain doesn't want us to discover.

[capt_greatcoat]

"Ways of getting around"...?