[text + pictures] eridans guide to aliens

[uncodlyawwesome]

ok listen up ivve only got so much fuckin time i can wwaste on you people

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text; beautiful stunning flawless etc

[uncodlyawwesome]

did you not see the part wwhere i said i havvent fuckin talked to all a you
wwhat the fuck do you wwant me to add then other than a fuckin picture

text; AHHH i even replied lmao omg /feels like a dumbass...

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwell you still gotta tell me more than that

sure wwhatevver go for it might as wwell put evvery fucker in here since they keep askin me to

text; THREADJACKING ALL UP IN HERE if that is cool! c:

[anomalyse]

didn't know xenomorphs had such refined typing capabilities

sorry, meant speilbergians.

text; aw yeeeeeeee!

[anomalyse]

[ RUSEBLOCKER ALERT

but dude, pop culture references, he is so happy you know them ]

scottese
right, okay. definitely. sorry -- no offense to your people or anything, didn't mean to assume
personally i'm of the ridleyian persuasion
we're less mouthy but total geniuses

text;

[anomalyse]

can't say i have seen one of your kind recently, actually. might need a reminder as to what you look like. sort of a refresher.

text;

[anomalyse]

thought you said that was a spielbergian?

text; oh goddd let's pretend i haven't been totally derpfailing with my directors AUGH /o\

[anomalyse]

hard to keep straight, what with all these parts
and possible extra facehugging spawn parts.

and i'll just stop... there, actually.

text; sobbing you are wonderful

[anomalyse]

this is gonna depend heavily on your definition of 'meet'