[text + pictures] eridans guide to aliens

[uncodlyawwesome]

ok listen up ivve only got so much fuckin time i can wwaste on you people

Comments

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[hesalreadyhere]

im a dersite moron
and i dont have a tail

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[uncodlyawwesome]

wwell excuse me
im sorry i didnt get a reel good look at you givven the fact that i wwas too busy carpin my fuckin pants
because you were gonna fuckin kill me

but look here ill fuckin put that in if itll make you happy

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[hesalreadyhere]

ugh
you could at least pretend to be less of a goddamn pansy you know
if i really wanted to kill you youd be dead already

you damn well better

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[uncodlyawwesome]

im so fuckin sorry that youre terrifyin
like wwhat am i supposed to do just get ovver bein fuckin freaked out by you because your fuckin on my side noww or somefin

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[hesalreadyhere]

yeah yeah im a pretty terrifying kind of guy but at least everyone else doesnt shit themselves whenever i show up
yknow its this kind of pathetic attitude that makes me want to fuck the truce and kill you anyway
it wouldnt even be that huge a loss
would anyone even miss you

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[uncodlyawwesome]

[It's a good thing Jack is nowhere near Eridan because frankly, he'd be mortified to have the other see his Absolutely Crushed Expression right now.]

fuck you

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[hesalreadyhere]

[well hey at least he doesn't know your room yet or he'd be stalking the shit out of you already]

what did i actually hit a nerve there
ugh youre so fucking pathetic
i dont know wouldnt the other fishface miss you or something
feferi didnt entirely hate you last i checked
anyway you can calm the hell down
im not stupid
im not gonna break the whole damn truce over you being a whiny fuck

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[uncodlyawwesome]

[Uh oh. No quirk???]

are you just tryin to tease me all friendlylike right now
or are you seriously this much of a huge fucking jerk
im askin fuckin seriously here
do you think thats funny what you just said

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[hesalreadyhere]

what
no i was being serious
i have no idea what youre talking about kid
arent you two friends or something

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[uncodlyawwesome]

i thought you knew who i was and all about everythin that happened
arent you from some kind of future place
how could you know me and not know i fuckin killed fef
how is that something nobody fuckin mentions to you

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[hesalreadyhere]

i already told you i dont give a shit about you trolls
you two were getting along just damn fine last i saw
how the hell was i supposed to know you decided to murder her

speaking of which what the fuck
why would you do that

text; aka the I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD!!!!! excuse

[uncodlyawwesome]

because i wanted to join your side so we wouldnt all fuckin die
an she was kind a way the fuck against that
things got out a hand
words were exchanged

then i blew her up

text; I AM STILL FISHAPPOINT

[hesalreadyhere]

you realize i probably wouldve just killed you anyway right
these are special circumstances you moron
and why would i need any help from a moron like you back in the incipisphere

[on the other hand he... basically tried to kill everyone ever out of sheer boredom, so. kinda hypocritical here.

he still thinks you're a douche though. he likes Feferi, she knows all the best fish puns.]

whatever
just dont do that again or ill have your head

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[uncodlyawwesome]

dont you think i realized that after i did it

wwhy wwould i evver do anythin like that again
i already feel bad enough i dont wwant to make myself feel wworse

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[hesalreadyhere]

yeah yeah i get it
your life is hard and no one understands
shell probably forgive you for that eventually i mean shes pretty fucking forgiving
just dont be a douchebag about it
if she shows up here anyway

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[uncodlyawwesome]

howw can you get it if no one understands

i wwould say theres no wway thats evver gonna happen givven that i fuckin killed her but uh
obvviously thats not a big fuckin deal here so i

i really wwont i nevver meant to actually hurt her
things just got a lil out a control