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MISTLETOE MEME

Dec 24, 2011 17:50

In the spirit of the holiday season, it's the...

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tranquiliorem December 24 2011, 22:53:11 UTC

WARD

[No.]

ihavesomany December 24 2011, 23:01:56 UTC

[Guess who is WAY too amused by this.]

Pucker up, Captain.

[And he's going in for a smooch, whether he lands on a cheek or not.]

tranquiliorem December 24 2011, 23:24:40 UTC

[if you thought he was going to do anything but turn away and glare, you... were probably sort of mistaken.

sorry, doctor. NOTHING PERSONAL.]

Good enough?

ihavesomany December 24 2011, 23:35:01 UTC

Not until you wish me a Merry Christmas.

tranquiliorem December 25 2011, 00:28:27 UTC

Happy Christmas.

[said with about as much holiday cheer as a root canal.]

ihavesomany December 25 2011, 01:20:32 UTC

Oh, come on. Give us a smile.

tranquiliorem December 25 2011, 02:05:58 UTC

[have an eyebrow quirk instead.]

ihavesomany December 25 2011, 16:23:09 UTC

...No? Not even a -- [He holds up his forefinger and thumb in the symbol for 'little.']

Well. Have a Moderately Indifferent Christmas, then, Captain. [Mollifying shoulder-pat, and the Doctor's on his way.]

jedimindkink December 24 2011, 23:09:55 UTC

Why, Captain, whatever is the matter? [ smuuuuuug ] You look as though something terrible has befallen you.

tranquiliorem December 24 2011, 23:24:49 UTC

[... wow, it's almost like you're trying to get punched.]

What do you want, Oxford.

[just going to pretend he didn't see that mistletoe, yep.]

jedimindkink December 24 2011, 23:33:19 UTC

[ Nothing like a bit of sparring to STIMULATE THE SENSES AND FIRE UP THE BLOOD ]

I was only asking after you, Captain.

[ His smile says otherwise. ]

tranquiliorem December 25 2011, 00:33:37 UTC

I'm flattered. [no he isn't.]

I'm also fine, thanks. [again, no he isn't, but WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING THE MISTLETOE.]

jedimindkink December 25 2011, 00:38:58 UTC

I'm glad to hear that! [ Not discussing the mistletoe? Oxford missed the memo. ] And there I thought you might have been despairing over the presence of certain festive fauna hanging overhead.

[ He glances up, his smile turning rather sweet. ]

Charming, don't you think?

tranquiliorem December 25 2011, 01:08:39 UTC

There are parasitic plants mysteriously growing on the walls of my ship. "Charming" isn't the word I'd use.

["kill it with fire" comes pretty close, though.]

jedimindkink December 25 2011, 01:13:33 UTC

But they're such pretty parasites.

tranquiliorem December 25 2011, 01:47:12 UTC

... it's mistletoe.

[seriously, bro, mistletoe is hideous on just about every planet.]

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