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About Me
Name? Matthew Joseph Sirek, but I want everyone to start calling me Hew from now on
Hair? a little bit... moreso on my torso than anywhere else at the moment
Eyes? green/grey They tend to look like stagnant water or cold, dirty metal
Height? 5'7ish
Hometown? Ottawa
Birthplace? Peru (it's a town right next to Ottawa, not just a country in south america)
Sign? men at work oh wait... you meant astrological sign... Taurus
Left/Right handed? left
Heritage? 5/8 polish and a mix of Bohemian (Czech), German, and some other crap that's different every time I ask anyone about it.
Favorite Season? Autumn I like any time that the temperature is mild enough to wear coats or jackets and there's a stiff breeze that isn't frigid.
Favorite Color? meh
Favorite Cd? meh
Favorite Movie? Fight Club. Arnold's oiled pecks aren't as interesting to me as they are to Kaz...
Favorite day of the week? They're all the same in my mind, really. I think my temporal sense has been deactivated. True Brujah, I am not.
Favorite number? 13
Favorite animals? The delicious ones.
What pets do you have? no
Favorite car? meh
Favorite Sport? no
What did you wear today? Navy blue and green striped long sleeve shirt and stained, black dress slacks. You can tell when it's a work day for Hew.
Favorite Food? meh
Do you smoke? Sometimes I do smoke because I'm so damn hot... but I never inhale it. That would be retarded.
Do you drink? Most creatures must in some form... Except for koalas. They get all their moisture from leaves. God I wish I was a koala.
Do you do drugs? No, I don't even take over the counter medications. Human beings don't understand their own phsyiology enough to start tampering with it, yet.
Do you like your life? too much
Favorite fast food? no
What did you eat today? some mashed potatoes with corn and cheese, a couple waffles, chili with cornbread and cheese, some hot chocolate, and half a gallon of water.
How many tatoos do you have? 4, a rose on my forearm, an ankh on my chest, the words "no escape down my side, and a single, black dot on the back of my hand that I made as a test to see if my homemade tattoo method would work permanently... Well, it did. God I'm stupid sometimes.
What is your weakness? I keep perpetuating my belief that there might be some greater wisdom or understanding which I might be capable of achieving instead of just accepting the futility of my own existence and getting really drunk a lot.
What is your greatest fear? death
Where would you most like to travel to? anywhere or no where. I have no specific desire for travel, but given the opportunity, I would. I'm fate's bitch.
Favorite band/artist? meh
Do you like indoors or outdoors better? I think I might be getting too old, because I lock myself indoors a lot more nowadays. Maybe I should change that, or maybe I should just take a nap, instead.
What is your favorite pastime? the little shit I do on the computer for 10 hours a day or so.
Favorite holiday? I hate holidays, actually. The caldendar of men means nothing to me. Nothing, you hear me?! NOTHING!!
Most missed memory? Well, if you "miss" a memory, that means it's gone... so how could I remember it now to write it down if I don't remember it? Duh
Biggest Regret? nope
Ever been in love? yes
Someone you love? what?
Something you hate? Jews. Kaz's general suckiness with spelling and grammar
Do you think you are attractive? Not so much, anymore. I think I tied my self-esteem to the number of chicks who wanted to do me. Now that I don't collect senseless girls, my self image is slipping a bit.
Do you believe in yourself? A better question would be if I could make myself disappear by not believing I exist.
What do you wish you could change about yourself? Mortality, finite consciousness, finite potence.. basically not being god
Favorite junk food? no thanks
Favorite t.v. show? MST3K, even though it hasn't been on the air for about five years, and it costs $30 for two episodes... There's only so much piracy that I can seem to handle.
Most important quality in a friend? This is gonna be a big one... Panctuality and reliability are huge for me. If you say "hey, lets do something tomorrow at 6," you better fucking be ready at 6, or I will not give you another chance. Personal integrity is fucking rare as hell. People don't consider keeping their word on little things like that to be terribly important anymore. That sort of goes along with the cheapness of communication and people's total lack of fucking communication skills nowadays. It seems like more and more, people are satisfied with three text messages a week to sustain a friendship. I'm not that cheap and neither is my time. I'd rather not have someone in my life than to have to deal with their inconsistency and insincerity.
Most important quality in a boy/girl friend? Wanting to do me is enough.
Do you cry when you watch a sad movie? Since about two years ago, I cry A LOT at movies, even when it's not sad at all. Even the most trite, poorly portrayed scene of achievement or personal advancement gets me all choked up.
Do you shower everyday? Nah... that's a bit excessive. I usually just shower after I work, which is every 2-3 days. I don't really seem to need any more than that, judging by my own personal health and smell.
Do you get along with your parents? HA fuck no.
Do you go to school and/or have a job? 15-16 credit hours a semester and 24ish work hours a week
Are you online for more than 2 hours a day? Yes
Sox or Yankees? go fuck yourself
Coke or pepsi? hard
coffee or tea? green tea. I'm a healthy boy
Night or day? Night
Rain or shine? Rain, but only for one day at a time. I get depressed pretty easily by weather, it seems.
Sugar or Salt? retarded question.
beer or alcohol? Did you know that beer has alcohol in it? Isopropl?
cat or dog? Mammels are the most retarded sort of creature you can allow to live in your house. Not only do they shit and shed everywhere, but they smell fucking awful. Once I have a little ranch out in the forest or mountain somewhere, I'm going to get at least two giant dogs to help with hunting and farm work and such.
make love or fuck? both, at the same time!
chocolate or vanilla? Neither, in most cases.
ideal job? sustinance farming
favorite ice cream? mint chocolate chip, probably
favorite video game? Jesus... this is a hard one. I couldn't possibly answer this, actually
favorite website? homestarrunner.com
What one thing do you want the most? divinity
Do you have siblings? not anymore...
Do you sing? yes
Do you dance? rarely
Ideal Boy or Girl
hair color? not so important, but something creative is appreciated
eye color? don't care
height? shorter than me
weight? I'm going to say a str of about 12-13 is necessary with a dex of at least 14. Con can only have a max of around 10-11, though, because, as Chris pointed out repeatedly, con = fatness. That's why elves are so skinny and dwarves are so chubby. Stupid chubby dwarves. Bunch of loud-mouthed stone-cutting chubbies...
style? I'm leaning more toward business conservative nowadays. Chicks in respectable skirts are pretty hot. It's probably the rarity and maturity of girls that look like that that makes them that much more attractive. Only kids wear chains and spikes, really.
what first attracts you to a person? nothing in particular.
are looks the most important quality? Absolutely not! Who the bloody hell ever needs Cha?! You can just roleplay around it or turn an ugly character into a joke. ha ha ha All the townspeople ran away from me because I'm hideously deformed. Because I have a 20 strength, I'll smash their faces in anway. ha ha ha
do you like men and women? Women are far more attractive, but tend to be mindless and materialistic. What is a boy to do? In the end, I hate the general populous (society, I mean, not the game. That game was fucking great), but judge each individual I meet by their words and deeds totally independantly of any other factors. I possess many many stereotypes, but I like to think that I don't apply them to any individuals. That's what stereotypes are for... It's a generalization made in order to understand a group as a whole. There's nothing wrong with that, but when you assume it to be a rule by which to make assumptions about every member of that group, then you run into problems.
what about if you were drunk? When I was living in Florida, most all of my friends were gay or bi. Most everyone in Florida is gay. It's probably the general wang-like shape of the state, anyway... I went out clubbing one night, and got COMPLETELY drunk. It was really horrible. I have the most vague, embarrassing sorts of memories of stumbling around and trying to hit on anything around me. Long story, short, I woke up naked from the waste down in the living room of my friends' apartment with no less than 4 gay guys in the same building. I'm pretty sure they would have told me if they did anything to me, because I honestly don't remember anything at all from the last four hours or so of the night... I didn't ask too many questions. Ignorance is bliss, in most cases.
would you prefer the person to be rich? That's like asking if I enjoy having feet. Duh. Of course I'd prefer to date someone rich. It's not at all a requirement, but it would definitely be best.
do you want someone older or younger than you? I've had a lot of problems with dating around my age level. Girls may mature faster, but there's still a pretty sharp cutoff after highschool where everybody stops maturing or trying to grow at all. I'd probably be happier with a woman significantly (5-10 years) older than me, but I doubt that'll happen any time soon, what with me living in my parents' house and all.
What personality trait is most important? Self-awareness and the desire toward improvement.
Final Questions
What is your screen name? Somehumanperson or Majosi
Do you like meeting new people? generally
What is your best quality? my superior wang
Name? Matthew Joseph Sirek, but I want everyone to start calling me Hew from now on
Hair? a little bit... moreso on my torso than anywhere else at the moment
Eyes? green/grey They tend to look like stagnant water or cold, dirty metal
Height? 5'7ish
Hometown? Ottawa
Birthplace? Peru (it's a town right next to Ottawa, not just a country in south america)
Sign? men at work oh wait... you meant astrological sign... Taurus
Left/Right handed? left
Heritage? 5/8 polish and a mix of Bohemian (Czech), German, and some other crap that's different every time I ask anyone about it.
Favorite Season? Autumn I like any time that the temperature is mild enough to wear coats or jackets and there's a stiff breeze that isn't frigid.
Favorite Color? meh
Favorite Cd? meh
Favorite Movie? Fight Club. Arnold's oiled pecks aren't as interesting to me as they are to Kaz...
Favorite day of the week? They're all the same in my mind, really. I think my temporal sense has been deactivated. True Brujah, I am not.
Favorite number? 13
Favorite animals? The delicious ones.
What pets do you have? no
Favorite car? meh
Favorite Sport? no
What did you wear today? Navy blue and green striped long sleeve shirt and stained, black dress slacks. You can tell when it's a work day for Hew.
Favorite Food? meh
Do you smoke? Sometimes I do smoke because I'm so damn hot... but I never inhale it. That would be retarded.
Do you drink? Most creatures must in some form... Except for koalas. They get all their moisture from leaves. God I wish I was a koala.
Do you do drugs? No, I don't even take over the counter medications. Human beings don't understand their own phsyiology enough to start tampering with it, yet.
Do you like your life? too much
Favorite fast food? no
What did you eat today? some mashed potatoes with corn and cheese, a couple waffles, chili with cornbread and cheese, some hot chocolate, and half a gallon of water.
How many tatoos do you have? 4, a rose on my forearm, an ankh on my chest, the words "no escape down my side, and a single, black dot on the back of my hand that I made as a test to see if my homemade tattoo method would work permanently... Well, it did. God I'm stupid sometimes.
What is your weakness? I keep perpetuating my belief that there might be some greater wisdom or understanding which I might be capable of achieving instead of just accepting the futility of my own existence and getting really drunk a lot.
What is your greatest fear? death
Where would you most like to travel to? anywhere or no where. I have no specific desire for travel, but given the opportunity, I would. I'm fate's bitch.
Favorite band/artist? meh
Do you like indoors or outdoors better? I think I might be getting too old, because I lock myself indoors a lot more nowadays. Maybe I should change that, or maybe I should just take a nap, instead.
What is your favorite pastime? the little shit I do on the computer for 10 hours a day or so.
Favorite holiday? I hate holidays, actually. The caldendar of men means nothing to me. Nothing, you hear me?! NOTHING!!
Most missed memory? Well, if you "miss" a memory, that means it's gone... so how could I remember it now to write it down if I don't remember it? Duh
Biggest Regret? nope
Ever been in love? yes
Someone you love? what?
Something you hate? Jews. Kaz's general suckiness with spelling and grammar
Do you think you are attractive? Not so much, anymore. I think I tied my self-esteem to the number of chicks who wanted to do me. Now that I don't collect senseless girls, my self image is slipping a bit.
Do you believe in yourself? A better question would be if I could make myself disappear by not believing I exist.
What do you wish you could change about yourself? Mortality, finite consciousness, finite potence.. basically not being god
Favorite junk food? no thanks
Favorite t.v. show? MST3K, even though it hasn't been on the air for about five years, and it costs $30 for two episodes... There's only so much piracy that I can seem to handle.
Most important quality in a friend? This is gonna be a big one... Panctuality and reliability are huge for me. If you say "hey, lets do something tomorrow at 6," you better fucking be ready at 6, or I will not give you another chance. Personal integrity is fucking rare as hell. People don't consider keeping their word on little things like that to be terribly important anymore. That sort of goes along with the cheapness of communication and people's total lack of fucking communication skills nowadays. It seems like more and more, people are satisfied with three text messages a week to sustain a friendship. I'm not that cheap and neither is my time. I'd rather not have someone in my life than to have to deal with their inconsistency and insincerity.
Most important quality in a boy/girl friend? Wanting to do me is enough.
Do you cry when you watch a sad movie? Since about two years ago, I cry A LOT at movies, even when it's not sad at all. Even the most trite, poorly portrayed scene of achievement or personal advancement gets me all choked up.
Do you shower everyday? Nah... that's a bit excessive. I usually just shower after I work, which is every 2-3 days. I don't really seem to need any more than that, judging by my own personal health and smell.
Do you get along with your parents? HA fuck no.
Do you go to school and/or have a job? 15-16 credit hours a semester and 24ish work hours a week
Are you online for more than 2 hours a day? Yes
Sox or Yankees? go fuck yourself
Coke or pepsi? hard
coffee or tea? green tea. I'm a healthy boy
Night or day? Night
Rain or shine? Rain, but only for one day at a time. I get depressed pretty easily by weather, it seems.
Sugar or Salt? retarded question.
beer or alcohol? Did you know that beer has alcohol in it? Isopropl?
cat or dog? Mammels are the most retarded sort of creature you can allow to live in your house. Not only do they shit and shed everywhere, but they smell fucking awful. Once I have a little ranch out in the forest or mountain somewhere, I'm going to get at least two giant dogs to help with hunting and farm work and such.
make love or fuck? both, at the same time!
chocolate or vanilla? Neither, in most cases.
ideal job? sustinance farming
favorite ice cream? mint chocolate chip, probably
favorite video game? Jesus... this is a hard one. I couldn't possibly answer this, actually
favorite website? homestarrunner.com
What one thing do you want the most? divinity
Do you have siblings? not anymore...
Do you sing? yes
Do you dance? rarely
Ideal Boy or Girl
hair color? not so important, but something creative is appreciated
eye color? don't care
height? shorter than me
weight? I'm going to say a str of about 12-13 is necessary with a dex of at least 14. Con can only have a max of around 10-11, though, because, as Chris pointed out repeatedly, con = fatness. That's why elves are so skinny and dwarves are so chubby. Stupid chubby dwarves. Bunch of loud-mouthed stone-cutting chubbies...
style? I'm leaning more toward business conservative nowadays. Chicks in respectable skirts are pretty hot. It's probably the rarity and maturity of girls that look like that that makes them that much more attractive. Only kids wear chains and spikes, really.
what first attracts you to a person? nothing in particular.
are looks the most important quality? Absolutely not! Who the bloody hell ever needs Cha?! You can just roleplay around it or turn an ugly character into a joke. ha ha ha All the townspeople ran away from me because I'm hideously deformed. Because I have a 20 strength, I'll smash their faces in anway. ha ha ha
do you like men and women? Women are far more attractive, but tend to be mindless and materialistic. What is a boy to do? In the end, I hate the general populous (society, I mean, not the game. That game was fucking great), but judge each individual I meet by their words and deeds totally independantly of any other factors. I possess many many stereotypes, but I like to think that I don't apply them to any individuals. That's what stereotypes are for... It's a generalization made in order to understand a group as a whole. There's nothing wrong with that, but when you assume it to be a rule by which to make assumptions about every member of that group, then you run into problems.
what about if you were drunk? When I was living in Florida, most all of my friends were gay or bi. Most everyone in Florida is gay. It's probably the general wang-like shape of the state, anyway... I went out clubbing one night, and got COMPLETELY drunk. It was really horrible. I have the most vague, embarrassing sorts of memories of stumbling around and trying to hit on anything around me. Long story, short, I woke up naked from the waste down in the living room of my friends' apartment with no less than 4 gay guys in the same building. I'm pretty sure they would have told me if they did anything to me, because I honestly don't remember anything at all from the last four hours or so of the night... I didn't ask too many questions. Ignorance is bliss, in most cases.
would you prefer the person to be rich? That's like asking if I enjoy having feet. Duh. Of course I'd prefer to date someone rich. It's not at all a requirement, but it would definitely be best.
do you want someone older or younger than you? I've had a lot of problems with dating around my age level. Girls may mature faster, but there's still a pretty sharp cutoff after highschool where everybody stops maturing or trying to grow at all. I'd probably be happier with a woman significantly (5-10 years) older than me, but I doubt that'll happen any time soon, what with me living in my parents' house and all.
What personality trait is most important? Self-awareness and the desire toward improvement.
Final Questions
What is your screen name? Somehumanperson or Majosi
Do you like meeting new people? generally
What is your best quality? my superior wang