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Things I don't get:
1) This recent letter featured in Savage Love (emphasis mine):
I've been reading your column for a few months, Dan, and I'm wondering a few things. What are your academic credentials (if any) that qualify you as some kind of sexpert? I suspect you have none. Are you a guy or a girl? Are you straight, gay, or bi? Single, married, or divorced? I'm sure your readers would love to know the answers to all of these questions. However, I suspect you haven't got the balls to print this letter.
Chaz The Spaz
Sorry. But I really don't understand how a person could read Savage love for a few months and not have their gaydar beeping wildly.
2) What is so special about the "RealSalt" I received as a free sample from Naturetyme, our local vitamin/organic snack stuff store. It says if you compare it to normal salt, you will be amazed. I did. And I wasn't.
3) Hah, I forgot this one, and then I went to pee. The third thing I do not understand is why the all natural toilet bowl cleaner company decided to make the stuff cedar scented, or why cedar smells so much like fucking urine to me. So that my bathroom smells gross to me when actually it is sparkling clean. Whats up, natural toilet bowl cleaner people??
1) This recent letter featured in Savage Love (emphasis mine):
I've been reading your column for a few months, Dan, and I'm wondering a few things. What are your academic credentials (if any) that qualify you as some kind of sexpert? I suspect you have none. Are you a guy or a girl? Are you straight, gay, or bi? Single, married, or divorced? I'm sure your readers would love to know the answers to all of these questions. However, I suspect you haven't got the balls to print this letter.
Chaz The Spaz
Sorry. But I really don't understand how a person could read Savage love for a few months and not have their gaydar beeping wildly.
2) What is so special about the "RealSalt" I received as a free sample from Naturetyme, our local vitamin/organic snack stuff store. It says if you compare it to normal salt, you will be amazed. I did. And I wasn't.
3) Hah, I forgot this one, and then I went to pee. The third thing I do not understand is why the all natural toilet bowl cleaner company decided to make the stuff cedar scented, or why cedar smells so much like fucking urine to me. So that my bathroom smells gross to me when actually it is sparkling clean. Whats up, natural toilet bowl cleaner people??