"asp..aclbul...bvergibit-WHY WONT YOU WORK?!"
"and then calcium walks up to bromium and says 'that electron is MINE!' *kicks him in the balls*"
Rabbi: when my son is home from college we like to play a game of trivial pusuit. we've gotten quite good.
son: *mutters* we've been playing the same game for 5 years we remember the cards.
It's funny how your worst enemies always seem to
turn out to be all of your
best friend's best friends
But I folded and I told
These aren't things I saved to sink you
but I folded, I told
So draw or throw and I will explode
It's time for you to choose
the bullet or the chapstick
And you are far too cute or whatever he said
Every time I hear it I am wishing I was great
I wish her... past tense my best friend
But I folded and I told
These aren't things I say to save me
But I folded, I told
I hope she's caught in the explosion
"i had a dream that mom bought over a thousand totsie rolls and they were all different sizes."
"and the blue balls would be"
*class snickers*
"yeah, didnt come out right."
And you don’t deserve anything you own
Except your stretch marks and self remorse
But now you can buy things to cover those up
*slaps self in head*"stop hiting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself..."