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[asymmetriphobic]

...this again? Really?

Here's hoping that Excalibur doesn't find me. Again.

[[ooc: YEAH RIGHT, KID. Comment logs welcome~]]

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[blahblahlegend]

You! I knew you would return to hear my glorious tale!

Shall I tell you my legend~?

[asymmetriphobic]

I'VE ALREADY HEARD IT!

DOESN'T CARE 1/SOMETHING

[blahblahlegend]

FOOL! Only an idiot who dislikes TEA would so rudely decline an invitation to hear my glorious legend!

[blahblahlegend]

Which is glorious indeed!

[blahblahlegend]

In fact, I would say so myself.

[blahblahlegend]

And so would others, from all across the land, proclaim their amazement at my great power!

What is your shoe size?

DONE

[blahblahlegend]

[And before you can get a word in]

What is your cousin's brother-in-law's name?

[asymmetriphobic]

...my what?

[blahblahlegend]

FOOL! Do you have ears in your head? I suppose that is the best I can expect out of some silly twerps in a backwards city.

What is your favorite color?

[asymmetriphobic]

...black.

[blahblahlegend]

The correct answer is WHITE. WHITE, for the purity of color and power, the only fashionable color for a being of legendary glory such as me! I see that you have a long way to go.

What is your favorite number from one to twelve?

[asymmetriphobic]

My favorite color is black. End of story.

And eight.

[blahblahlegend]

In which case, your country bumpkin's lineage is making itself quite clear!

FOOL! THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS TWELVE, TWELVE FOR THE MAGNIFICENT CENTURY IN WHICH MY LEGEND ORIGINATED.

[asymmetriphobic]

...there is no use reasoning with you.